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3 hours ago, The Minertaur said:
Is it just a guy thing that as soon as the other half mentions plans that we immediately have our day all planned out? If she was going to be sitting on Zoom for 10 hours drinking I'd give her peace and go out. Mainly as I don't want to hear that chat.
Mines the same. She'll mention she's going for a walk with her pal, meeting someone for coffee, going for a swim etc. Each time my instinct is "cool, I'll get time to play FIFA, watch sports or something". I mention possibly going for a game of golf at the weekend.
"Oh I thought we could do something together"
"OK, what do you want to do"
"Never mind I'll find something to do by myself if you're wanting to go off and play golf without me"
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Its Aberdeen, the only player they have that can actually score is a St Johnstone player. We don't need a keeper.
Kerr McCart Gordon
Craig McCann Bryson
Wotherspoon
Rooney Melamed Kane Middleton
f**k it, lets go mental and try and score more than one goal
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7 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said:
I fill mine with appointments for tasks I’m going to do that don’t require any interaction, just so that people don’t assume you’re free. So the calendar is always fairly full.
I also put in personal ones too tbf so that nobody attempts to book in a meeting then. Someone looking at my calendar will see an appointment from 4-5.30pm in a few weeks time. I’m going for a fitting for golf clubs.
"I see you're booked on a 4 hour course next Friday, what's that?"
"Dundonald Links. Piss off"
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1 hour ago, The Moonster said:
If I'm going to the kitchen for a drink I'll ask if she wants a drink too - she always says no, and I mean always. I return with my drink, take a gulp and sit it down on the table. Within minutes she'll lean forward and take a drink out of my glass. When I question why she didn't say yes when asked if she wanted a drink she'll say "I didn't want a full glass, just a wee bit". To make matters worse, when there is a small amount of juice left in the glass (that she's decided we are now sharing), she won't drink the last of it because she feels she's then responsible for going and getting another glass of juice. She laughs it off as if it's some sort of funny wee in-joke we have with each other, but each time I am burning incandescently with rage whilst trying to pinpoint the exact point of her neck that I'm about to enter my now empty pint glass into.
Or on a similar note, if I'm getting a can of something or diluting juice etc., ask if she wants some juice - "cup of tea please". f**k off, that's not part of the deal here.
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2 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
I have one positive thing to say about those wee teabag halfway house things, the wee pointless dishes..... Last week I was trying to remember whether I had one or two cups of tea, as I wanted a second but wouldn't have had a third. And due to what I imagine is severe short term memory issues or possible dementia, I could not muster the answer till I spotted one bag in the wee dish.
That said, i'm the only c**t that ever takes them to the bin
We all just ignoring this weirdo behaviour? If you want a cup of tea, why not just have a cup of tea - what does it matter if you've had one or two already?
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I have my SPFL Past and Present on the go now. Chemistry will be 97 once all players have loyalty.
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Changing to this in game;
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Will look to save the 140k or so for mid Ian Wright, and replace Dembele.
Played my first game in rivals for ages (D5) and won 3-1 against a decent gold team fetauring KDB, Sane, Rashford etc, with a sublime hattrick from Morelos. Much more fun than sweating it out in friendlies for a shit objective card or pack.
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1 minute ago, VictorOnopko said:
Does anyone really think Steven Pressley should be on again?
Yes. It was fucking hilarious
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Bookies on the ball as usual
Or for those fancying a long shot, Unibet offering nearly 100/1 on this double;
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7 minutes ago, perthsaint1977 said:
We have been interested in another goalie from another premiership team since January.
Who?
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2 hours ago, PauloPerth said:
Saints’ social media trolling the support with a video of Zander’s penalty save and the caption underneath ‘big players step up on the big occasions.’
With the fist emoji, after he used his own to batter the Dundee striker in giving the penalty away
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On 03/04/2021 at 00:10, Bairnardo said:
Oh oh oh.... Is it too late to submit Steve McManaman!L
I think he does quite well considering he's usually watching a different game to the one he's commentating on
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For someone with very limited mechanical skills, how easy is it to change the oil on your car yourself? And how often should it be done?
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We got a dog. She wanted to get a 'poop scoop' for the garden. I said no point, we have a shovel. She went ahead and bought the poop scoop.
Guess who always picks up the shite, and what tool I use to do it
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38 minutes ago, the tungston weasel said:On 24/02/2021 at 21:30, Trackdaybob said:Puts the new ketchup in the cupboard without removing the plastic film under the lid first.
Takes the plastic lid halfway off ketchup milk butter etc then puts it back like that.
Same, but thankfully only with butter.
"It'll keep longer"
No it fucking won't, the foil's off
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So is there a floor 48 or 84? Are they just regular floors as the 4 cancels out the 8?
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5 hours ago, Stellaboz said:
Not a chance, isn't our place. We're on a sort of flat swap for a week or so and there's no way I'm bringing up other people's hairs etc. They don't seem to have a plunger either, they're a young couple who I think are quite naive to these sort of things.
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Anyone doing/done Reus? Had a few games with his 86 and enjoy it, so feel like a 91 with 5* Skill moves would be great fun. He would obviously fit in with my Bundesliga lads, and I've got Ozil as well.
Can do the 87 squad with what I have in the club, but would mean sacrificing players like 87 Cucurella, and 91 Suarez. Thinking about submitting this squad as Ter Stegen is a duplicate, and I don't use the rest of them. Futbins price of 567k becomes 248k without the 87 squad.
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Wouldn't leave me much else so will be waiting to see if I can get anything else from 81+ or packs over the next 2 weeks
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1 minute ago, tree house tam said:
Sorry I missed your call, phone back and I'll answer promptly.
Too late now isn't it.
Maybe tomorrow
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2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:
I'm not even going to Google that number
I did.
Makes me wonder whether Tam had to google it or just check his speed dial
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On 27/03/2021 at 23:29, Flybhoy said:
A good mate of mine and big Rangers fan.. who you would certainly put in the 'staunch' bracket informs me that, legend at the club he may be, any blue nose who has been at a sash bash where Andy Goram has been the guest of honour have commented that he is a particularly horrific individual, which I'm sure will surprise absolutely no one, he told me a tale that I can't repeat on here as it's so shocking but...DM me for the gossip...
On 28/03/2021 at 09:56, GAD said:Every other footballer I've ever briefly met has been perfectly pleasant, including Andy Goram to be fair.
On 28/03/2021 at 10:12, Jinky67 said:Charlie Miller also, one of my kids was a mascot for a charity OF game a few years back and the kids were all given these half and half Celtic/Rangers strips to wear and my lad had his own Celtic top underneath so afterwards all the kids were trying to get signatures and to his credit even Andy Goram was superb with them giving his time and signing away, Miller refused to sign the strip and just came across as an absolute arse
On 28/03/2021 at 10:32, Aidan said:Andy Goram is a bellend.
On 28/03/2021 at 10:43, Sergeant Wilson said:I'm in Camp Goram, met him a few times and always decent. I think drink and company can have an adverse effect on him. Ditto Graham Roberts.
On 28/03/2021 at 12:20, 8MileBU said:As already mentioned by a few folk, Andy Goram is an utter w**k.
Mixed reviews on Goram then. Almost as if it's two seperate guys...
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15 hours ago, Jaggy Snake said:
Armstrongs 81 MOTM card is pretty good, relatively speaking.
Cheers - I actually already have him for my Scotland team, so he'll go straight in.
15 hours ago, mrpaddyx said:You could add Ian Wright (Celtic), Kasper Schmeichel (Falkirk), George Best (Hibs) and at a push John Barnes (ex-Celtic manager) and Steven Gerrard (Rangers Manager) .
Good shouts, I'd forgotten about them
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Scottish Premiership Hot Potato 2020/21
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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Week 34: Ross County (2-2 Kilmarnock (A))
After a break that seemed to last forever, we are back with a bang. Ross County don't have enough to overcome Killie, and so keep possession as we head in to another wee break. Only 9 more days.
Next up for County is the greatest St Mirren team in generations, who will go down in history in Paisley as the superstars that hit the lofty heights of nearly top six. Lets see if they can get a Hot Potato to go with that famous accolade.