blackislekillie
-
Posts
2,472 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Store
Posts posted by blackislekillie
-
-
On 20/07/2023 at 23:07, Suspect Device said:
BBC really taking the pish tonight on the 10 o'clock news in the feature on the bye elections.
Unless there's been an earthquake and we've lost half the north west.
The weight of all the gammon fatties in their camper vans has finally broken the West Highlands.
-1 -
Killie were playing *Rangers at Rugby Park 1971/72 season. I was desperate to go but as a 10 year old I knew there was absolutely no chance I was getting the nod from my maw for that. The movie Battle of Britain was playing at the pictures in Irvine that afternoon (the Regal I think) so I asked for my pocket money to go to that. Standing at the bus stop in Dreghorn waiting for the Irvine bus I spotted the Kilmarnock bus stopping over the road. After a milliseconds deliberation I was on the bus and off to the game. Got a lift over and kept the money for a quarter of midget gems and the bus home.
I've convinced myself since that we won 2-1 but I think we got beat by the same score. My lasting memories are of the waterfall of pish passing my sandals from the boys up the back of the terrace who seemed to spend the whole game drinking McEwan's export and how much I loved the Killie home strip.
Tl:dr? I've been a Killie fan ever since.
Wish I had gone to the fucking pictures.
11 -
-
3 minutes ago, Musketeer Gripweed said:
to find myself looking at one these females, and I use the term loosely, pissing just outside my front gate.
But but but ... truly a celebration of orange culture
0 -
I like to spoil my grandog when I'm dog sitting but I think I may have overdone it with the ostrich bone. Wish me luck trying to get that off her at bedtime
5 -
Can't keep her away from water. I'd swear she was an otter in a previous existence.
5 -
Nearly 4 and yet to master the optimum dog:stick ratio
7 -
10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Family drive 8 hours for a holiday in Kirkcaldy, only to discover the place looks like a “burned out crack den”. Their compo faces need work too.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/horrified-family-drive-eight-hours-30376739
f**k them. They should pay Kirkcaldy compensation for entering the town boundaries looking like chav c***s.
8 -
"You spill my pint cunto?"
2 -
2 hours ago, AJF said:
I seen someone claiming that Celtic had been stitched up as they play the majority of the top 6 away twice before the split. Does that also mean it was a fix last season when we played Celtic, Hearts, Aberdeen and Hibs away twice before the split? No.
Has Peter decided who's finishing in the top six already? Some Bhoy.
2 -
The liar gives his worthless thoughts on the matter. If it's tl;Dr here's a synopsis
SpoilerHe's still a c**t.
1 -
GORDONS (NOT) ALIVE!
Gordon McQueen gone at 70 .
0 -
In the groundhog Day for guitarist Tony McPhee, 79.
0 -
Neil McCann.
0 -
43 minutes ago, Thistle4eva said:
I 100% guarantee you, we will be promoted before your shitey wee mob !
0 -
Who's this Alan Nixon sadsack?
0 -
Sportscene studio has an atmosphere of a death in the family. GIRFUY.
17 -
Just now, Joe Terrapin said:
What's Mark Hateley got to do got to do with it.?
He's a second hand emotion.
3 -
Good luck in the play off County. Things I hate in order of how disgusting they are:
Patrick
Ayr
Malkkky
0 -
Macks on grange street or the portmann just across the road are probably your best bet. Both about 10 minutes walk from the ground. If you're after food as well the portmann is your best bet out of the two.
2 -
We are still capable of making an almighty c**t of this.
1 -
Can ya tell what it is yet?
Yes ya c**t. It's points!
0 -
Dobby the house elf wants his ears back.
7 -
Can I try a bit of that? Just a wee bit. I won't eat it all. Promise.
8
c***s on the road
in The General Nonsense Forum
Posted
She probably looks like Harry Redknapp. Those filters are some boys.