O-Bizzle

We were going to sacrifice him upon the summit of Arthur's Seat as a 'gesture of goodwill' to the Gods, but we thought the world had (and still has) enough on its plate without triggering another round of the ten Plagues of Egypt or summoning Cthulhu from the mysterious depths of the Mariana Trench. The SFA and the ghost of Jeremy Bentham enthusiastically approved Reilly's loan to you guys instead of that carry on.

Can't believe the Tony incident completely passed me by. Superb stuff. 14mile is completely demented.

If it's 2QB I wouldn't trade Mariota. I'd target Allen Robinson for Gronk straight up.

Here's a selection of trades involving Gronk from other MFL leagues (if that helps):

So that'll be a "No, O-Biz, I can't explain it, as I'm a fairytale-peddling thicko". As everyone expected.

Can you please explain to me, very specifically, how this is evidence of Hearts "grovel[ling] to Celtic to fill out the Roseburn"?

Evidence of this please.

Scorching zingers are more effective when you know the difference between you're and your, Radger eh.

I'll fucking smash you in with a laptop, you hideous tramp.

The only person I've seen calling for Cathro to go is that weapons grade arsehole Ewan Cameron. I've been pleasantly surprised that the majority of reactions I've seen is that we need to give him time and a full Summer transfer window to work with. I've just said this on the match thread, but it links up nicely to follow on from your comments on "ripping it up" - Cathro clearly didn't like the squad he inherited. The problem is that the January transfer window is a not good for completely rebuilding a squad, which we've done. So as far as signings go, the only two I think we can clearly start judging in the medium and long term is Isma, as we paid money for him; and Martin, who we gave a three and a half year deal (shudder). This Summer will another offseason of lots of incomings and departures. That is clear, and needed. The fact we've had such a high turnover of players is an issue I put solely to Levein. He is the one we should be questioning, I think, rather than Cathro at this time.

Why is everyone assuming that because we're seething with last nights result that we want to sack Cathro? I haven't a movement calling for that, let alone a few people. Just because we started to really turn against Neilson after last year's derby debacles doesn't mean we're doing the same this year - the contexts are entirely different.

Kinky is having a bigger breakdown than me tonight, and that's saying something.

The realms of sanity, more like.

I won't be back again this season.

The second coming of the Faceless Cast of Thousands.

Someone's had a few drinks.

Happy Hibee claiming to be itk again Give it up you homophobic fantasist.

^^^ Richard Spencer

Ian Cathro should adopt the Marshawn Lynch style of being interviewed.

Je m'en viens

He didn't injure Malonga, so he deserves to be injured. What a thick c**t.

Absolute meltdown from Boyd.