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3 minutes ago, pandarilla said:
I'm making a brief PowerPoint to teach kids about remembrance at assembly next week.
Any suggestions to help escape the madness that currently surrounds poppy day?Go completely leftfield and tell them about the purple poppy, kids just love horses and dogs
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1 hour ago, ali_91 said:
Unfortunately I’ll be voting for the safe seat of Drew Hendry in Inverness rather than voting against the smug, Tory c**t Luke Graham in Ochil and South #Perthshire this time.
We should make this poll public so the Tories can be outed and shamed.
Do you really need to be 'outed' if your a Tory ? I'm a Tory, so much I'm thinking of changing my name by deed poll to Gammon McGammonface. Will that surfice for an outing ?
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23 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Still wearing a nappy though.
Wid
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2 hours ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:
Tory majority unfortunately. Johnson's racist dog fuckers to do a deal with Farage's racist dog fuckers to get it over the line.
The only show in town to be, well, the only show in town in Scotland.
Swinson to get her jotters plz. Ross Thompson to go on a cocaine fuelled sexual assault spree after he's emptied.
The PLP to shoot themselves in the foot no doubt.
Racist dog fuckers ? Got some anger issues there, I probably would have too if I had your life.
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Conservative as normal, Boris has got this done.
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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
It is a pity that I don't have steady internet access due to my health conditions
I feel his pain, my dodgy knee is forever causing problems with my Virgin WiFi at home and my achiles strain is forever knocking our intranet at work offline.
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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:
Do cows like polos?
They pr(h)effer jumpers
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Standing in George Square in winter is certainly going bring independence, even the gammon tory facists will realise how mistaken they have been when they see it.
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1 hour ago, Dele said:
The fucking state of this womans hands and nails in the doctors waiting room.
Fucking barkit.
It's a no from me.
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7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
Can't you be a refugee from China?
I suppose you could be a refugee from anywhere but these unfortunates have travelled halfway around mainland Europe, over the sea to Ireland and on again to the UK, looks more like trafficing than refugees.
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4 hours ago, Herman Hessian said:
18th June - Alison Moyet's birthday - you could be easily forgiven for having more important things on your mind than the tragic goings on at the Channel coast, tbf...
I don't think she was in the truck but probably still wid
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I've been in the back of a truck before, could have been me
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15 hours ago, pandarilla said:
I don't care. Why would there ever be a boat in the ferry?
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11 minutes ago, Shotgun said:
You’ll notice though, they only like violence against people smaller and/or weaker than themselves. Children, countries with smaller militaries, anyone they’re confident won’t put up much resistance.
Put your typical Tory in a fair fight and they’ll shit themselves.Haven't noticed that at all, I am of the understanding that it's the socialist's that carry that trait.
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57 minutes ago, The Moonster said:
Why do religious types love violence so much?
Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack/ fiddle with the fucker.
Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work...
FTFY
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mixing the colours of the rainbow - red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet makes white.
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A Judas - beverages bought from the Licensed Grocers
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16 hours ago, alta-pete said:
Was going directly to the hospital a preemptive measure to save those nice ambulance people the trouble of scraping various bits of you out of the gutter/trees?No, my Mrs is an A & E nurse, on quite days she sneaks me into the mortuary
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I never had any issues with my CBR600, not a bit of rust on it, it was 16 years old when i traded it in, i miss the speed.
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A new admin has started with us, her e-mails are pie bootingly auful, for example she sent some of the guys timesheets over to me this morning and it read:
FYA
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12 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:
Folk on social media wishing dead people a happy birthday.
Seen my first LinkedIn birthday greetings for 'the best (dead) dad in the world' apparently he is watching over him and keeping him safe at work. Good buisness oppertunity for P.P.E. suppliers and safety consultants.
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Nah, I haven't got any pending purchases so not really arsed
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2 hours ago, The Moonster said:
Was talking with a couple of work mates at lunch there as I'd had my first wet shave in about 5 years over the weekend. One of them cracks up that when he shaves (using a beard trimmer type thing) he goes outside. Myself and the other workmate looking rather baffled, we ask why? He says that it's easier to get rid of the hair. We then asked him to walk us through his process, and thus, I give you;
1. Puts on his dedicated "shaving jacket" which is apparently good for keeping the hair shavings off of his clothes.
2. Goes out into his back garden with his beard trimmer in one hand and a small mirror in the other.
3. Completes his shave and removes is shaving jacket, which he then shakes in the garden to rid it of any loose hair.
We genuinely thought he was at the wind up, but no, this is actually how he shaves. Not only that, but he was amazed that we thought this was so ridiculous, and it seemed he thought everyone must shave outside. The thought of him standing in his back garden with a shitty kagool wrapped around him, frantically shaving his unkempt beard, whilst his next door neighbour quickly hangs out the washing before returning to his house to tell his wife about the weird kagool wearing outside shaver that lives next door, has fair brightened up my day.
Any members of P&B match that madness for a shaving process?
I'm a back garden shaver, no shaving jacket though. Shaving at the sink just builds up blockages in the pipework, it's more eco-friendly outside as the beardy droppings are collected by the local birds, squirrels and insects to build nests, it's all about recycling.
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On 30/07/2019 at 19:43, Bairnardo said:
https://uk.ooni.com/products/ooni-koda?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI_O7k1aXd4wIVy7HtCh2sEgD4EAAYAiAAEgL_nfD_BwE
I went for gas only. Same money you can have the 3 which burns wood pellet but get the gas attachment. I like the idea of wood but its seemingly a pain in the hole.
Plus the koda looks fucking fly.
If one other person buys it we have a thread. You know what to do brother.I got one of these a while back https://www.amazon.co.uk/Giles-Posner-EK2309-Italian-Stone/dp/B01M1HUCOD/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2MMNQOYETT7K6&keywords=electric+pizza+oven&qid=1564663658&s=gateway&sprefix=electric+pizza%2Caps%2C132&sr=8-3
Perfectly cooked pizza in 3 minutes, will even do frozen ones. Good for naan bread too
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General Election 2019 - AND IT’S LIVE!
in The Politics Forum
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Oh dear, the Lib Dems and SNP lose a court case that they wanted to put their views across to the people, they already have and we voted for Brexit and not for Independence, now sit down and shut up.