BendtnerBairn

Take your Samsung and f**k off.

Mutch has potential but. He was dynamite in the last game of the 17/18 season versus St Mirren. He would be my #1 for the League 1 title tilt. Probably a prime example of a player who could learn a lot in League 1 with the aid of a steady defence which could then springboard on to challenging in the Championship next year.

Ye just ken he's gonna help the Pars to the title next year. I have liked the sound of every one of Dunfermline's signings this summer. Kevin Nisbet up front n aht. No bad at all.

I’m with you Bairney. Ideally for me it would be McGhee CB & the signing of a RB.

FH article and aw this speculation is exactly whit I need to get me through the day. Let the guessing continue plz, boiz.

Aye Bounty absolutely. I might even take a trip to see the myth that is the Brentford Model.

As much as Charlie Telfer wid be no bad and that Tidser and Buchanan are gid signings, I dunno how I feel about becoming Morton 2.0 / Ray McKinnon History XI. The boi actual loves an auld pals act. There were Dixon, Edge & MacLean from last season. He also tried to sign Scott McDonald who he signed for Dundee United. We called Houstie lazy. But this is some next level stuff. I feel that McKinnon will get away with it because of the budget we have to attract these players from the league above and because, with the above, we should blow League 1 away. If we were in the Championship, tho I would be worried.

I'm aff to the London School eh Barbering in July, Sicko so I'll be missing them :\ I trust ye'll keep me posted tho. In return I'll dye that blonde barnet for ye x

In the borders this week for work, Sick Boy and I've only left my glasses in Bairns-land. Fvcked it. x

Read that as if we were signing a guy called David Oliver and was panicking when I couldn't find his wiki. Thought it was another Hartley-style move.

There is a very large likelihood I'll see you in 1.

Big Bendtner still no making the grade :/

Avatar is bang on for that post.

If you are rating Taiwo as a 2/10 then I'd be interested to hear your views on last years squad.

You've had like a month and you lot have come up with this? More brutal patter. Buzzing to get a break from it tbh.

Nice bit of journalism there with regards to the takeover x

For having nae cash, you look to be building a decent wee team. I wid be hopeful if I were a Par lit.

Just watched the new kit promo video. Shocking video but lovely kits.

Tbh I think we've got every chance of qualifying from that group. League Cup Final hwg. #StopTheQuadrupleTreble

How p!sh is this btw?

Back to bed, God Loves Violence. Sleep this nightmare off. Mon.

He’s also a starhead on FIFA 🥰

Same.

Patter on here the day btw 🤦🏼

That’s not what I said tho is it lol. Never said that Clyde or Airdrie were cauldrons of noise (unless we are the visitors) I just said I’d rather have an away day at a nicer stadium than, say, Montrose (which isn’t exactly bouncing) and be in a position to go oot after it. Calm yerself ya bunch eh fvcking gimps.