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6 pages, 4 pages of puns, 1 and a half pages of bitching and a few posts with actual info. P and B at its usual best
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8 minutes ago, GTG_03 said:
He's made an utter tit of himself and really needs to lighten up. He should have just laughed it off.
Perhaps difficult for a sociopath to do
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Genuinely a bit down hearing this. Probably my favourite. His uncle stories when a talk show guest are hilarious
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4 hours ago, Proposition Joe said:
Crack is a great drug
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8 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:
Same here, it's got to be other humans, old/young/middle aged, whether it's fuckwittery on the roads, fuckwittery in shops, fuckwittery on tv, I just can't be doing with it, even my friends get on my fucking nerves.
Ideal stress relief for me is to chill in the garden on a nice sunny day with the cat and relax, until the arsehole next door powers up his chainsaw.
Thank you.
And listen to the Smiths
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Bigfoot from the film Strange Wilderness, one of the worst comedies of all time according to IMDB, but one that had me in stitches multiple times
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8 hours ago, Ric said:
Some pub owner, "this has come out of the blue". Really Gavin? Really? The pandemic and it affecting the number of jobs, the number of people for those jobs and supply logisitics for the whole world have been fucked over for the last 18 months and he thinks this issue has "come out of the blue"?
To me that seems like a fluff piece for landlords to bitch about restrictions but as restrictions have been lifted they need to bitch about something else.
btw, on a side note, I see that Inverness is apparently the cheapest place to get a pint, at £3.20! Now, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that can't surely be the cheapest pint in the land, but that said I don't drink so I honestly don't know the price of a pint anyway. As you'd have guessed, Edinburgh is the dearest.
Karen and now Gavin, what next
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19 hours ago, Halbeath Raith Rover said:
A few years ago now, but sometimes organised crime is no match for a local nutter:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime/rot-hell-you-fing-monster-11220688
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/kirkaldy-murder-victim-alex-forbes-9565399
Everyone is fearful of the psychopath, even the "hard men". From what It says the guy would still be alive if he hadn't spent all night acting up. No excuse to murder him, but the local psycho is left alone for a reason
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Reading this thread I am glad I'm a stoner that supresses my REM. Like an acid trip this thread
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2 hours ago, Peter Grant said:
It’s odd how a phone call to the police can lead to a group of guys with axes turning up at your door, rather than the police.
Just another reason for people to not trust the police, and not turn Mccabe. This isn't little Italy though and withess intimidation in Edinburgh just seems bizarre.
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32 minutes ago, Steve_Wilkos said:
Booked in for my first jag next week at the Reynolds Arena, Darlington. Bring it on.
Is Jerry double dosed yet
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5 minutes ago, sparky88 said:
Utterly disgusting that this sort of thing is allowed but nursery graduations are banned
Nursery graduations being a thing is just as disgusting
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1 hour ago, ParsJake said:
All it's missing is the phrase "pillowy mouthfeel" for the "pretentious hipster w****r" full house.
Heap of utter shite.
If you've only been brewing for 7 years, would hardly put the the date "since". Utter tripe
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1 hour ago, madwullie said:
That boy that nearly died in Vietnam way back at the start was my best mate at primary school. He's a pilot now (or was, unsure of his health status as he took himself off fb not long after he got home), nothing underlying that I'm aware of. Early 40s.
Not that this means the panic merchants are correct, they're not, but there are plenty examples out there of younger c***s getting it badly.
Doubt he is gonna be singing from the rooftops about his medical history, he was your best mate 30+ years ago
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On 18/03/2021 at 18:51, Sherrif John Bunnell said:
The opening night of the fantastic looking Downtown USA in Elgin on 9/11 1993, featuring a very iffy wood carving.
Ronnie Milsap tribute act in the shades
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Bit of a shitter with Ritter. If they can put a spread out in these dark times, throw in a nice bit of squirrel
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14 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:
He'd shake his hand for booting an animal? Sounds like a lovely gentleman.
Sound like the no a bonk machine guy
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Just now, Billy Jean King said:
Witty wittering on tonight about a requirment for measures NEXT (and every) winter even with the vaccines.
GTF !Thats what has me worried. Before covid a face mask was never to be seen, outside of chinese students. Now I can see this is going to be a winter requirement sooner or later
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Is there an estimate of how many cases are asymptomatic compared to needing treatment. For all we know we could be well on the wayto herd immunity before the vaccine brings us it
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1 minute ago, renton said:
The thing is, you'd imagine that the vastly reduced social contacts folk have had this year, along side masks and everything else should probably have been reducing flu transmission.
Part of the question, if flu deaths shoot down, will it soon be a requirement to wear face coverings in the winter post covid to protect the vulnerable
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Any word on flu deaths this winter, and the effectiveness of this years vaccine. Don't want to see excess winter deaths of 44,000 + like in 99/00 and 14/15
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Coronavirus (COVID-19)
in The General Nonsense Forum
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With or from, ages of deceased, underlying health conditions etc. 50 healthy people didn't pass away, probably zero