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Natalie Sawyer on SSN this morning. "Hamilton beat Dundee 3-0 yesterday but it was Dundee who opened the scoring through...." How the f*ck does that work? That was just after she had said Michael O'Halloran scored his first goal for St Johnstone yesterday.

The Daily Record's key events from Celtic - Hearts today. Obviously Hearts goal wasn't worth mentioning.