AFCDannyFTH

Peak flag nonce Twitter.

Trump is 74 and Biden is 77. It's not unfeasible that both of them will be dead by the time they've finished counting these fucking ballots.

He's probably found Trump's Sudafed stash

It appears that the only thing slower than an American's metabolism is their ability to count.

Just when you begin to have a bit of faith in humanity, along comes a c*nt like this. https://twitter.com/erinbiba/status/1324506030206865409?s=20 The majority of the thread is fucking tragic.

In these instances do you have to submit a completely new ballot (I.E have the ability to change your selected candidate also) or just add the correct signature etc? You'd imagine if there was the possibility of changing your selected candidate that both parties are absolutely bombarding them

After IndyRef and then Brexit especially, nothing really surprises me when it comes to politics. Has it always been like this or has social media just given every overly vocal fuckwit a worldwide platform to spout their shite?

I get banned for that yet it's fine for Trump to threaten to nuke a country. Double standards

Rhubarb Crumble >= Apple Crumble

There is no way that this isn't ending in a fuckload of deaths.

He probably still thinks it's an effective cure for Covid

Will be interesting to see how his bodycount is affected by the inevitable Covid cases at his rallies this past fortnight

People Who Post Stuff Like This On Social Media Tend To Be C* nts

The epitome of a danger-ride.

Had Bernie been on the ballot instead of Biden, it would've been over already. Sanders was the best candidate for the democrats in 2016, and overwhelmingly the best they could've put forward in 2020. He would've obliterated Trump. South Park nailed the American voting situation in 2004 -

The amount of Trump supporters parroting the "they cheated, they stole the election" line is quite frightening but unsurprising in a country where the average BMI > IQ.

Every time I see Michigan

The "Old Firm".

To be fair, someone grabbing the last reduced loaf of bread in a supermarket would provoke a mass shooting in the US.

In the last half hour Biden has come back to lead from around 3m votes behind in the popular vote. Hopefully a sign of things to come.

That would be 2020 in a fucking nutshell.

That's for when we skip both you horrible Weegie c*nts and lift the league title.