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CooCoothenoo

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  1. I think that's being polite. Settled down last night to watch it because I quite liked the first one. Not scary and tediously boring, not a good combination for a horror film. Crock of sh*te.
  2. I think they're playing in Scotland next month. I think 'Intro' is my favourite. 'Introducing Princess Anne on sousaphone!'
  3. Haha! Having read your threat to SPLw*nkw*nkw*nk I thought you'd have tired of making a c*nt of yourself Vice but, alas, no.
  4. If I hadn't just cleaned the car I would have vomited on the spot. What a cock.
  5. Dentists who insist on questioning you about your holiday plans while at the same time inserting a filling/needle/drill etc... leading to nonsensical noises and dribbling, usually in front of a highly attractive assistant. Damn you.
  6. You've missed the point. How can I make the decision whether it's safe to give priority when they pull out 'at any moment they choose?' So I end up having to brake suddenly risking getting hit from behind or drive into the back of the f***ing thing. As I said, c***s.
  7. People who, in all probability, you will only meet once in your life, saying 'See you later' (i.e. petrol station attendants in Cornwall, bus conductresses in Outer Mongolia) Let's think about this. It is f***ing highly unlikely that I will see you later so don't get your f***ing hopes up. Twat.
  8. F***ing bus drivers. Why do they feel they have the right to pull out from a bus-stop at any moment they choose. If I'm parked beside the road waiting to join the main carriageway I don't just pull out into the middle of a line of passing cars and expect everyone to stop while I complete the maneouvre. C***s.
  9. Ditto. It's always when I'm in a hurry. Along similar lines, people at thr Forth Road Bridge tolls who stop outside the booth and then decide to stripsearch their car for 80 f***ing pence when I know all along they've got a fiver in their pocket. The French
  10. F1rejects.com podcast. Can't believe Button won something
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