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The Roxy

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  1. Speaking of Darvel, I have bad news I'm afraid! I have been contacted by their representatives about using 'Say Aye to a Kipper Tie'!!! 
    They claim it is far too close to their daft pie saying and they are looking for me to take down any reference to it!
    I genuinely can't believe them!! Actually unbelievable. A bit of fun has turned into this!!
    So....in fear of getting taken to court there will be no more references to the Kipper tie!! 
    The manager wasn't even allowed to wear one last night when unveiling another new player.
     
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    Comedy gold.

    You plonker.
  2. 7 minutes ago, XXX said:

    I just read on another thread how Darvel Legend is raising the profile of Darvel through this site.

    I think Spank is doing the same for Girvan.
    This thread has probably had more views than a Girvan thread would normally have.

    That and our good friend Thatsvulgar, who has agreed to come to Girvan.

  3. 2 minutes ago, Thatsvulgar said:

    It was actually meant to be worn by Stevie when he was getting his picture taken that day but he opted for the club strip instead. Spank never had a tie so decided to wear it. It was only after getting the picture taken that he realised it looked so big. It turns out Stevie has a 35 percent bigger neck and torso than the average man so the club had the tie custom made.

    To clarify, the tie looks like a kipper tie because the manager is wearing the new signings custom made tie. The new signings neck torso, and possibly biceps are over a third bigger than the average mans so this is why the tie looks big on the manager.

    I hope this clears things up

    Cheers

    You should be on the T.V. 😂

  4. Pump it up.the Mark are staying up.
    What’s that sound Girvan going down.
    Even though we were on cup duty yesterday. Girvan’s loss was a huge one.


    Give it a rest, no one likes a gloater! But in all fairness after that performance yesterday I think we’re in trouble, taking nothing away from Darvel, who are a very good side.
  5. Oh he does. Trust me. Mainly Ayrshire based players/managers/committee members he does but also drew a lot of Emmerdale characters back in the day.
    Anyway, do you think he will be a success at Girvan? I can't see how he won't be 

    Fingers crossed him and Mick are a success.
    Not sure about the rest of your post though [emoji23]
  6. Because it's one I know he would like folk to see. He also done an excellent drawing of former Troon and Craigmark manager John Redmond but it didn't really fit in with the content of folk badmouthing him.
    I showed the one he gave to the Craigmark committee because I want to show he's got a human side and isn't the man he's being portrayed on here.

    I find this so amusing, let’s see your picture of Jock Redmond?
  7. I know I'm like a dog with a bone here but why is there so much hatred for Spank? If he was that much of an arse would he have gifted this self portrait to the Craigmark committee when he left the club? 
    He has actually done loads of other drawings for charity!! Mainly portraits of junior players.
    Actually getting sick of this now!
     
     
     
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    This did make me laugh, never knew we’d brought in such a talented management team.
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