Chubbychops

Seen many Dundee games through family ties with Dundee FC. Haber is bang average big lump with no goals in him. Put the tissues away guys. You will see what I mean in three months.

Are you pretending to be Nicky Clark?

The whole squad seems to be bang on it. Biggest problem is deciding who doesn't start.

Every time we go into a game with United, we look like the team in form but for whatever reason we fluff our lines every time. Terrible record in our matches against the worst United team in my lifetime.

We looked far more dangerous when we reverted to a back four. Hippolyte was good up front strong and skillful, Louis Longridge is twinkle toes but made to many wrong options. Connolly was immense in the time he had. Some very exciting players there and that's with no El Bak.

Stewart Petrie. Take a bow son.

Raith? What do you mean bud?

Good effort lads. The Mo are a team on the up to be fair.

Thought Clark would bag a hat-trick in this one.

To be fair though, he's displayed the ability to build a team that finishes above your superior team comfortably.

It genuinely has ''come home''.