Taxi for De Massis

From the BBC website (report by Chick Dung) This was glorious entertainment Something our newly marketing savvy club could exploit by sticking on t-shirts, mugs, dug warmers? With Falkirk, it’s always glorious!

What’s it all about….. Alfie!!!!!!!! P.S - Falkirk FC, I love you !

Err…. What’s Going On?

We keep this up, we'll be handing out contract extensions each week, bringing in players and putting a 2nd tier on the KM7 stand after the 4th stand has been built. Falkirk, you are making me enjoy life - please keep it going!

This has been an announcement on behalf of the BBC’s Arsehole Service pandering to the needs of the Old Firm

Cue the bloke who keeps posting that GIF from One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

That League Cup game against Celtic where we had more shots against us than an NHL hockey keeper, where we had 0 shots, 5% possession and the stand out Falkirk moment was Aidan Keena going on not the field with a face mask on, with Lee Miller guffawing for the cameras. Our coach saying “can we fix it? I don’t know” That meeting Oh how far we have RISEN!

About a young player, 1961 in Belfast I think I have found you a genius About a youngish player, 2024 in Cumbernauld I think I have found me a genius Keelan Adams, oh yes!

23/24 - The Invincibles Now, we’re Scotland lookalikes! Still, pre-season innit

Perhaps already been asked but is it best to get a size up or a size down (I mean, would xxl be too baggy for an xl wearer)?

"I CAN'T SPEAK, I CAN'T SPEAK!" - priceless! Also enjoyed during the season the regular use of the words "ridiculous", "is" and "that" (usually said in a different order, whenever a screamer of a goal went in). Falkirk TV has come on in leaps and bounds, since the days of a certain commentator, incredulous at every throw-in, corner, pause in play. Thank goodness we'll not see that return. All in all........did a no bad job of it!

Right, lift trophy and then away on holiday! In September, I stood next to Mr McGlynn, at a zebra crossing on the Newcastle quays and left him alone, to enjoy his night out with the missus. And I realise now that I was in the presence of greatness. A truly memorable season, made possible by a truly memorable team, and a truly memorable support. Thank you to every one of you! p.s Dear League 1, thank you for your hospitality but we won’t be back

I feel some merchandise ideas coming on!

Bookingat 50 minutes 50' Dylan Tait (Falkirk) is shown the yellow card for excessive celebration. GET. HIM. SIGNED!