The Gifted Sub

Our right hand side has been piss poor.

What’s the address?

Is it Craig Tanner that always always always scored against us? Sign him up.

Thanks for the effort Craig, just not good enough.

You save photos of teenage boys to your computer and try to arrange square go’s with strangers on the internet. Back in your box you stupid old c**t.

The worst signing in our history by our worst manager in history.

So I've been told.

Matty has never drunk in Ferraris. He does think Danger is a creep, though.

Anderson never lost a header in the 50 games against us. Reckon he’ll be slower than Forster, though.

Shut up Stephen you fucking tit.

Wid.

Ludo have a word ffs, paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes and should never be joked about.

Hendry is a baller. O’Hara is good for some late runs into the box and can run all day long. Miller is fucking pants. Killie are in bother if they 3 are the answer.

Just wait until the depths of December and January. Pawlett, Appere, Shankland and McMullan aren’t man enough to deal with freezing cold temperatures and heavy pitches. That’s when we need to take advantage.

Aye Kerr was fucking howling last night, punt punt punt

Who gave you a picture of my mattress?

Said it in the match thread but without a 16 year old on the pitch we just looked to fucking hoof it up every 24 seconds. Jordan Forster is alongside Ryan Inniss in levels of competence. Jamie Ness can barely fucking move in the middle nor can he use his right foot. Absolutely fucking seething

Complete and utter heads gone in my house tbh

Its a fucking joke really that without a 16 year old on the pitch we just resort to hoofing the ball time after time after time

I’d honestly fancy my 15 stone frame to fucking decimate Forster in a sprint. Fucking dud.

Calum Butcher double f**k me shut the club down

He wouldn't be standing after that.

You’ll probably need to stand in the eating area with a kid though.

Comfortable win for the family club. Hemmings x2 and wee Findo to absolutely finish whichever cloggers are playing in the middle for the dab c***s. Cannot wait to throw a few punches

Was swiftly deleted from the mods unfortunately.