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1 minute ago, cyderspaceman said:
Friends and relatives of the dead and sick would have noticed.
Hospital staff would have noticed.
Workplaces with fewer workers would have noticed.
Would they?
Doubt it. (Especially the health, lol, 'professionals' )
Not that somebody had died, but that they had the virus.
It's media driven shite.
This is the 4th of the virus since SARS.
There has been NO virus produced in all these years for any of the other 3 Corona viruses.
Keep buying bogroll and pasta.
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1 minute ago, The Moonster said:
Johnson's advice has now changed from "we need to build herd immunity" to "avoid all but essential contact with everyone" in two days. And people ask why folk are panicking - mainly because the government are about as trustworthy as Jimmy Saville.
Pish.
People are panicking cos they are idiots and the media are fuelling it.
If it hadn't been reported as a 'thing' , nobody, and I mean nobody, would have noticed.
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2 minutes ago, Thane of Cawdor said:
Shouldn't you be getting your wee boat in prime condition for the work that lies ahead rather than dossing on Pie & Bovril? Early indications of cabin fever developing within the P & B community (WhiteRoseKillie can go stir-crazy). We'll end up like Chaplin and his room-mate in The Gold Rush; except you will hallucinate your nearest and dearest as multi-packs of de-luxe toilet rolls.
Aye. The Yam needs a diaphragm for the oil injection
Nevermind Chaplin, the second last remaining credited actor from the Laurel & Hardy films just died
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1 minute ago, pandarilla said:
It's hardly misinformation.
It just needs updating, and no doubt it now will be.Looks like misinformation to me....
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7 minutes ago, Slenderman said:
Think Disney are behind it. Coincidence that Disney+ is rolled out to most other countries next Tuesday.
Ooooo good point. Walt was an out and out Sevco boy.
I used to think that the only red wine that was drinkable was produced by Nazi countries.
Australia, Spain, France, Italy, USA, Germany, Austria, Chile, Argentina etc.
Maybe the virus is following the same route.
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20 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said:
Windows is full of viruses though.
Some boiWasn't there a line you typed into windows xp or earlier that returned the phrase 'bill gates is a w****r' or something?
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4 minutes ago, cyderspaceman said:
Bill Gates telling us to be prepared. After the Ebola outbreak.
Gates trying to shut after virus bolted?
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12 minutes ago, JTS98 said:
It's the same as how I like a pint of Guinness. But on March 17th I can never bring myself to order a pint of Guinness because I assume the barman will think I'm the kind of p***k who drinks Guinness on March 17th. Hell is other people...
Nah, barman wid look at you and think "it's bennett or one of the other pets".
Prod, Unionist and Loyal.
Why you'd want to drink it at all........
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15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:
One thing the media have skipped over is what will happen to prisoners in jail? If there’s an outbreak what do authorities do and what right to prisoners have?
I’d imagine the Gammons will go batshit crazy over that one.
I posted a few days back about whit Iran have done.
Released 70,000 I think it was, only kept politicos and ones serving more than 5 years.
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Genesis P-Orridge spirtled.
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5 minutes ago, sergie's no1 fan said:
I think most of us knew this anyway but this outbreak has shown a few things up -
1. Social media. The amount of bullshit posted about the virus and suckers who believe everything stuck on a meme only for it to be disproved by another meme.
2. The amount of clatty b*****ds that didn't was their hands/cover their mouths when coughing % sneezing previously, and to some extent still aren't is alarming but again not surprising.
3. The I'm alright Jack brigade. Let's be honest. We knew this country was at least half full of them anyway but stockpiling on toilet roll, hand soap ect and even some selling stuff on Ebay for ridiculous prices. Madness.
These p***ks shouldn't be forgotten about when this all dies down.1. leads to
4. The people that post said memes forget their whole Lives statements/beliefs and turn into Adolf wanting isolation/'crackdowns' etc, and think they can and 'should' control the Pandemic, because there's an old biddy 'somewhere' who might be saaaaaved , whilst taking down Capitalism as a byproduct, and killing thousands more.
These are usually the same folk that think the NHS is underfunded, and not just full of folk that are overpaid.
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Just now, Dee Man said:
Thanks mate, but I'm not sure Tasmanian Devil cancer quite fits into the context of what I was saying.
Stop drinking all that hand santiser and think of all the old people.
Cancer is cancer old boy, and you claimed it not contagious.
Now your saying after seeing it can be, that it isn't relevant.
I am old goddammit !
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1 minute ago, welshbairn said:
Thank Christ I'm not a clam or Tasmanian Devil.
Checks urban dictionary for 'clam'....
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Just now, Dee Man said:
Yer some boy Wunfy.
I think I'll just continue in the belief that cancer is not contagious. Thanks all the same.
https://www.the-scientist.com/features/some-cancers-become-contagious-65617
So contagious cancer proved, and can jump species.
I'll put a fresh liner in the bin for Spring Dee Man, in your honour
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4 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
Interesting.
What cancers would these be?
Google it. There was about half a dozen when I read the article last year, or the year before.
Edit... Not quite as many discovered so far as six.
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Just now, Dee Man said:
Are you asking me or trying to tell me?
Telling you.
The ? was more to do with what else could I be saying.
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5 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
Go on...
There are contagious forms of cancer.
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32 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
I don't think anyone would be anymore scared of cancer given that everyone already knows how deadly it can be and it's not really relevant here as it's not contagious.
Are you sure you want to make that claim?
Really sure?
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I just wish Reynard still posted.
I can imagine the huge fuckin' rant about 'short, sharp cull of bed blockers' .
Instead we get the rants by a roaster of a chicken
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Driving down to Dingwall earlier and passing Ben Wyvis carpark there was a bloke hitching with the thumb out.
Couldn't give a lift as two adults and two dugs in the car, but as we passed him it was only then I noticed he had a pair of skies strapped to his back.
Good luck wae that cunto.
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Denmark closes border to non Danes.
This really is the start of the disintegration of the EU.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/13/denmark-closes-borders-coronavirus-pandemic-worsens-12395632/amp/
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2 minutes ago, hk blues said:
That's assuming everything will have blown over by summer and football can restart
Yip.
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