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English fitba suspended till April 3rd.
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One thing I heard on a Q+A thing on R5 earlier.
Somecunto asked if you have the normal flu, could you catch the Coronavirus?
Answer was almost 100% 'not'.
Makes all those flu jabs an expensive and deadly waste of time then.
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5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:6 minutes ago, FrankChickens1 said:Typical Tory, spread your bile around and then try and pull up the ladder after you. f**k off
f**k off wie that Tory Shite you knobber
Stellaboz , any relation to the Tally doctor who died of the virus?
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1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
Can you catch Bono?
Depends how fast he is.
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8 minutes ago, SJP79 said:
Problem is if the peak isnt flattened out then the services will struggle to cope and there could be a higher death rate.
I think Welshy made that point earlier.
But he later said that you'd need to keep the spike 'short' otherwise Society becomes fooked.
Go figure.
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19 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:
Trump thought they were going to Hollywood...
Nah, that was Frankie.
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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:
Wonder if you can catch it from dogs, passed on from their owners.
You can pass it to a dug, said dug cannot pass it to you.
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Just now, The Moonster said:
It's not relevant. The bin dweller doesn't have a fucking scooby about how many people this will kill before it's done, he's literally read some twitter post and taken the view that the virus isn't a worry for him, because he's not old or ill. He's literally so stupid he doesn't see how this will affect his life and has the cheek to call everyone else a mentalist. The death rate is slowing in China because they are taking the most drastic measures available to them. We are not doing that here, other parts of the world aren't even bothering their arse testing people, we have no idea how many it will kill and China can only be used as a barometer if we start implementing the same measures they are.
I'm in my mid 50's with previous health issues...
* Banned from Twitter after recent flat earther rocketman died, so not seen really a thing there about this virus. Nice try.
And now...you want to be like China
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Just now, Rugster said:
Only if you live in a bin. Oh, wait.
That'd be self isolation, so a wise move.
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2 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said:
Sick of reading about folk no giving a shit about the already ill
Might have a shortened life span but I'm not ready to die yet so just wash your fucking hands.
Nope.
Doing that means fook all.
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1 minute ago, The Moonster said:
Thanks for this hot take, Online Dr #450987.
No problem.
Your sort code and account number please so I can bill you.
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Just now, SlipperyP said:
100% hit rate here
Guyana 1 +1 1 +1 0 Fair play to them.
If the general profile of folk that die is that they are old and have underlying health issues.... That implies they don't have long on this mortal coil anyways.
And the falling death rate in China kinda hints that Worldwide the death total will be hee haw, relatively. With most not going to have lived for decades without the virus.
Is it worth the meltdown by mentalists?
I think not.
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Just now, Bairnardo said:
There still is a huge disconnect between what folk think the personal consequences of catching it will be versus the actual point of trying to contain it.
Some folk seem unable to correlate the potential for a heavy cold with the absolute societal nightmare that comes with having to shut down business, schools, transport and whatever else. And that the point of doing that is to avoid millions of deaths.
To many folk look no further than "this wont kill me"It's not 'millions of deaths'.
It really isn't.
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10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
A real job is the provision of goods or services that people are willing to pay you for. It's really as simple as that.
If people no longer want, for example, taxis then taxi driver will no longer be a job.If we all die of the virus by that rationale , being a doctor isn't a proper job either.
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1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
You will roux the day you made a joke about a dead chef.
Was just stirring it
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2 minutes ago, supermik said:
Michelin starred sausage rolls at the purvey?
Thought he'd be of the steak pie persuasion.
Obit through.
https://www.thecaterer.com/news/michel-roux-dies-obituary?utm_source=social
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Just now, RossDee01 said:
This is where Dundee United got the “jobby sleeves” idea fromI was more shocked at the perversion of hanging the roll with the sheets down the back
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3 minutes ago, The Moonster said:
So? Knocking 10% of people off of the number normally travelling around each day will clearly have an affect on the spread.
Not if you're a postman.
Having hundreds of folk turn up at your house to collect their letters widn't be good.
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1 hour ago, jimbaxters said:
Does anyone else find it extraordinary that during a pandemic virus this thread is the quietest it's been for a while?
I think Michel Roux's goose is cooked.
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12 minutes ago, Savage Henry said:
Shall we say £18.90 a roll?Call it £16.90
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Slavoj Zizek compares Kill Bill to the virus and Capitalism
He's mental and a Legend at the same time.
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6 minutes ago, Bob Mahelp said:
If you phone up your doctor here with these symptoms......tired, achy, chills....they'll laugh at you and tell you to stay at home for a few days, take paracetamol and drink tea.
No way in a million years will you get the special treatment that the Hanks' got, rushed into a private hospital for immediate testing. For normal people, they'll only test you under a very strict set of circumstances.
If any of us catch this virus, there's a huge chance that we won't even know about it. We'll just lie on the couch watching Sky Sports and drinking Lemsip until we feel better and go back to work.
Hanks has severe diabetes.
Being a 'normal person' will have nowt to do with his case.
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1 hour ago, SJP79 said:
Got through to the bell curve graph bit and
It wid need to be a lot longer of a flat bit than that.
But, kudos, he did say "BE AWARE".
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Fook living in India.
Their Government has decided that everyone you make a mobile call, you get a 30 seconds spiel on the virus
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Coronavirus (COVID-19)
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Can't see it, more likely to shift the Euros to 2021.
Otherwise how you make up the teams for next season's European competitions?