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Cosgrove trotting out the Billy Dodds transfer fee AGAIN. Only a buffoon thinks the fee was £800k when St Johnstone only paid £500k for him, then went doon

Holy smokes, that’s a great start, Stuart howking his guts up

And Ray : “wwwwwwoooooowwwwww”

Cowan’s comment last week about there being 8 years between series 1 and 2 of Fawlty Towers is, unsurprisingly, nonsense. It was 4 years.

Ali clearly, clearly, been told to stop interrupting, after yesterday’s disaster of a permformance, as she’s already apologised for cutting across the guests today. Hopefully, she keeps it up

Please tell me De Foy isn’t on tomorrow?

Must be. The guests are all decent too but she is just dragging the show down, and I’m not misogynistic in any way.

Who, on earth, is the Co presenter with Ray Bradshaw? Does she not know that at times, you need to keep quiet and let the other presenter speak? Dearie me.

Says WOW too often…..

Cosgrove absent today……

Cowan was absent last weekend due to illness but was also absent a few weekends previously. Stuart made a very vague comment in reference to his whereabouts, I wonder if he was undertaking his training that weekend? For the Sevconians to get all hot under the collar regarding these comments shows them up for the hypocrites that they are. I know Stuart fairly well and he doesn’t have a bad bone in his body but in these days of Woke culture, there is very little for folk NOT to get upset about

Crossroads; Sandy Richardson, Miss Diane, Benny, Meg Mortimer, Shughie McPhee, Johnny Briggs was in it, pre Corrie, Bernard Booth, David and Rosemary Hunter

Was there not something dodgy about Rossler? Didn’t he get done for scrapping wi coppers, allegedly, or something?

This has yet to be confirmed

Cos we have a pish manager? Simples

Guarantee this game goes on, waterlogged pitch or not , referee won’t be allowed to bugger off hone, and every effort will be made to get the game on, delayed if needs be.

THAT, was a penalty

So, this is what, consecutive game 80 of no penalties awarded versus Sevco. Keeping an eye on today’s proceedings versus Motherwell. Up 2-0 so this is exactly the type of game that the ref might, just might, award one against the team from Govan.

Suspension over, warnings issued about future conduct

Just that, are we really saying that an infringement has not occurred in the Sevco penalty box, perpetrated by a Sevco player, for 75 matches or whatever it is, and for the 44 matches preceding that? Unlikely, innit?

I’m saying that the powers at be at rANJurS hadn’t contacted the BBC by Dec 15th but possible have since, which explains Richard’s absence last Sunday and midweek. We will find out tomorrow if my theory is correct.

Some of you will be aware that Richard Gordon wrote a brilliant piece in his Press & Journal Saturday column 3 weeks ago, basically stating there is bias, whether intentional or not, when it comes to Rangers not having conceded a penalty since Jesus was a baby. It took the West coast a week or so to pick up on it but since they did, Richard has been absent from both the Sunday and midweek Sportscene. Coincidence? We all knows what happens to folk that criticise the glorious rrrrrrrrrrrangerssssszzzzzzzz Jim Spence. Michael Stewart

We’ll just have to agree to disagree about the shape of Shanks. Shall we just agree that he’s big boned?

Hearts.

Aberdeen are no Barcelona, let’s get that straight, but Hearts? Absolutely muck, really poor performance and in keeping with what I’ve heard about them in the little run they’ve been on. I have been supporting Aberdeen since 1971 and in all that time, Hearts have never been anything other than hacking, cynical, hammer throwing, animalistic bas7ards. So today was no real shock. Hearts - falling apart since……well, their creation, really PS -Used to love winding up that wee fud John Colquoun back in the day, always guaranteed a reaction from him, never dissapointed