Eric Paterson
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https://www.facebook.com/eric.paterson.77964 add me on fb bro.
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14 hours ago, Raidernation said:
More than 21, less than 60Same bro
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21 hours ago, sabh1997 said:
Goals in each half from Callachan and Martin saw Hamilton beat fellow strugglers Ross County in bottom of the table clash.
linke: https://7r6.com/BUBUJ
You're a lard arsed hoor.
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1 hour ago, The Marly said:14 hours ago, Eric Paterson said:Jokes on u. I'm not married.
Wonder why?
I've been married eight times now.
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1 hour ago, LIVIFOREVER said:
There's more than your credibility in question, you seem a tad obsessed over having a pissing contest on who has been married the most times. You do realize that each time you marry represents a failure, boasting about failures seems a bit odd. In footballing terms it's like boasting on how many times you've lost a cup final.
You sound like someone who's never been married. Comparing marriage to football is idiotic.
How exactly is having been married seven times a failure? Having that many wives has been great.
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32 minutes ago, LIVIFOREVER said:
Think you should be more respectful to your new mum.
Why do you question my credibility?
How many times have you been married?
9 hours ago, Raidernation said:
I have been married three times (so far), so there!What age are you?
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Just now, Comrie said:
Aye, not anymore you aren't.
I've been married seven times. Bet you aren't even on your third marriage.
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Jokes on u. I'm not married.
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How do you reduce the pressure in your boiler?
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11 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said:
Are you sure this isn't an Oaksoft alt?
Touch of the Walter Mittys about the Op.I am actually a very well respected dentist. You have something in your teeth.
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Which actors would play each P&B member in the P&B?
And should it be a musical?
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10 hours ago, Perkin Flump said:
My Granny played for Scotland, she nearly scored a goal.
My cousin scored Scotland's first ever competitive goal.
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My friend Gerald Rafferty has an abnormally long neck, which has led to him being nicknamed Giraffe (or G-Raff).
Does anyone else know of any funny nicknames they would like to share?
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My grandad designed the original space shuttle but some Americans stole his designs and shot him with a toxic dart -which is most definitely NOT Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".
He pulled the dart out and kept it in a jar on his mantlepiece for about 50 years.
How do I go about proving this in a court of law? The evidence was destroyed. I threw the dart at a dartboard and it basically disintegrated on inpact. I don't even know what "toxin" was in it.
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44 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:
Are you thinking of running one?
Yes.
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2 hours ago, Stormzy said:
If you delete system 32 on your computer it stops you getting such pop ups. Handy wee trick.
Jokes on you. I have a mac AND a PC.
And I'm having macaroni cheese for dinner.
While dressed as a police constable.
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I am curious to know if anyone has ever fallen for any of those scamming posts that occasionally get posted on here.
Has anyone fallen victim to such a scheme?
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My friend Mark Balgetti (he won't mind me using his name, he likes it) buys a completely new set of dishes, crockery and cutlery every few weeks because he uses each item only once than throws it away.
Strangely, he drinks out of those refillable water bottles so his apparent plan to waste as much money as possible is deeply flawed.
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So, I consulted my good friend Samuel Garcia who is an electrician and an expert on these matters. I have wedged all my doors open and turned the electricity off.
I was previously advised by the renowned psychic medium Mario McKintyre to urinate in the corners of every room in the house in order to purify the house but that didn't seem to work and now my whole house reeks of pish.
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Hi all,
There is a ghost in my house that keeps opening and closing doors as well as flicking light switches on and off.
How do I make it go away?
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11 minutes ago, cmontheloknow said:
Because he is a dreadful commentator. I feel he channels the living David Begg at times.
He shit his pants when Morelos scored there.
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Why does Liam Macleod always talk as if he's seeing ghosts?
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3 minutes ago, alta-pete said:
Just put a postcard advert in the Catrine post office window, no?
Na I wanted actors, not extras.
1 minute ago, tamthebam said:If the first victim is Janey Godley I'm in for 10%. That could make it the new "Springtime for Hitler"
Deal.
1 minute ago, tamthebam said:George Galloway found
I asked him but he's too busy trying to create unity by being a divisive c**t. His loss.
2 minutes ago, Jimi Shandrix said:Would you like me to be the cat?
Yes. Can you meow? I would have used a real cat, but I'm actually allergic.
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