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Be better trying a dating site.
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That £150 rebate for help with energy bills for people in bands A,B and C I'm in band D do the government think everybody in band D is rolling in money.
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7 minutes ago, sophia said:
Your name will also go on the list
wtf is this list, is it a list of nonces or what.
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53 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
The woman who ran onto the set of the news was an employee of state TV. She pre recorded a statement, translation here
Lets hope that isn't the last time she’s seen alive.
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The Russian Negotiation Team has Stated that there has been Significant Developments in talks between the Ukrainian and Russian Governments and that they expect a Ceasefire to be signed by the two Countries in the next 2-3 Days.
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21 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
Absolutely a Russian agent.
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2 hours ago, 101 said:
wish I had a skin condition, I could flake it off and sell it to folk that want it.
Scratching my head here thinking who would bye it.
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58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:
How much for two larger-than-life moobs?
As Michael Jackson would say, "Just beat tit"
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1 hour ago, 101 said:
Do you get more for the stomach the larger it is?
£10 per sq inch of skin so x that by your waist line = ?
If your a fat b***ard it should cover a months energy bill.
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Has somebody took a blow-torch to Michael Stewarts puss.
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They hibs players are a bunch of moaning greeting p**ks
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17 minutes ago, Shadow Play said:
No, no, you’re lucky. My two mates stole a battery and a firework. They got caught by the Polis. One got charged the other got let off.
Taking of mates..
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, Took her 15 hours to Hoover the house
Turns out she was a Slovak.
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I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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33 minutes ago, badgerthewitness said:
The Americans hacking comms & turning Putin into a paranoid, colleague-executing mess is a more likely explanation.
Too obvious.
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Its been confirmed that the West has high level agents in both the Russian FSB and military version the GRU. I mean very high, like Cabinet level.
Nobody knows who it is though for obvious reasons, but certain leaks could only be known by Putin's inner circle... Such the exact locations of the Chechen Battalion in Ukraine and all the assassination attempts they were ordered to carry out to kill Zelensky, including precise details and timing of the operations, which all ended in failure.
Double agent?
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42 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:
What about the prostate?
The bottom has fallen out of that market.
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1 hour ago, Newbornbairn said:
I read yesterday of a reported incident, no idea if it's actually true. 4 Russian tanks rolled into a Ukrainian village and parked in the centre. The soldiers got out and siphoned fuel from 2 tanks into the other 2 then they all drove away. The locals came out from their houses and put Ukrainian flags on the tanks left behind. Later that day, 2 Russian tanks came into the village and opened fire on the two tanks with Ukrainian flags on them. After they were destroyed, the Russian tanks drove through the village but one of them fell off a narrow bridge and overturned into a river, drowning the crew.
Shambolic.
With stories like this i think we can safely say that Russia are moving down the rankings.
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5 hours ago, ManBearPig said:
Stephen Mulhern looks like an android, created by a focus group trying to find the most generic TV presenter possible.
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Zoe Ball, Lenny Henry, Stephen Mulhern.
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To all the p+b Armchair Generals...
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22 minutes ago, jagfox OG said:
Does it come with a box of matches.
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Russian invasion of Ukraine
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Its been 10 days are they still in the lift.