So our recent greatest hits include, HAFC board comments today, asking fans to go to a rangers v celtic b game, signing injured players who haven't played yet, signing a player who left without playing a game, taking all summer to change manager and missing most of the decent signings, jobbygate, chairman I think saying he has never been to an away game, tribunal screwing us over lewis ferguson and losing a million to a Nigerian fraudster, why do we not have a netflix series? What have I missed?