Wacky

Now I want a fried egg on ma BP roll

I went to the doctor with a frog growing out my forehead. The doc asked how this happened, and the frog replied “it started as a pimple on my arse” I’ll get ma coat

I love yer family recipe soups tho.

I don’t know why, but right now I’m fancying black pudding cooked in butter and Worcestershire sauce on Stephens the bakers well fired rolls. I'm stopping at the shop on the way home this afternoon, hope there’s still some well fired rolls available.

No judgment here, you’d have to have a heart of stone not to find those two adorable, and more so that they are happy sitting in the bike basket.

Thanks mate. My auld fartlayness doesn’t work this new fangled lingo out , and I need help with it (among other things)

My goodness, your microscopic penis must feel huge every time you get behind the wheel?

Feck you very much for you consideration

I’m auld….very auld,

Still gets on ma thrupenny bits.

What is OFTW? I don’t wear string back gloves and use my handbrake at light. Should I get string back gloves? ……….. asking for a friend

Arsehole then. Ersehole in broad Fife speak.

I don’t. Still a bit of an asshole tho