Well over Par

Look out, Cook. Big brother is watching

A good letter bud. Well thought out and polite. im going tomorrow and hoping to see the young lads all start before the same mundane pish the following week

Heard a whisper that losses are very large again but public won’t know until accounts are done in feb. this will be why spending has been cut. Who has been in charge for the last 2 seasons cook out please

Other than that it’s not too bad though

Alston was training with us but told we couldn’t afford him. Amazing as his agent hadn’t even told the club what he’d be wanting

On bene If we had a good keeper then the defence could hold a higher line and the keeper could be a proper sweeper keeper, starting position well outside the box. mehmet is shite with the ball at his feet and won’t come out to take balls on the 6 yard line so that’s the end of that ? will end up playing deeper meaning too much spaces between the lines for opponents to exploit

A four at the back would be much more suited to the players we have

On the decline due to injuries and age does not equal “done”

When I said bene was my biggest concern, it was because of how good he has been since coming in. I now think he’s possibly on the decline. ? Age and injuries catch up with us all

We have many, many problems off and on the park. I won't go into them now as we all know what they are. biggest worry for me is our captain. the injuries last season have seen him lose a yard or two. when that happens you have less time on the ball and therefore you get rushed more and end up making more mistakes. he has been our rock and if he struggles then the whole defence will. i think we will ship a lot of goals this season

All good lads but how much money have we made from sales?

Not seemingly about it, bud. owners don’t want to lose a shed load again

On the goalie front, I heard we tried to sign a number of goalies over the last few weeks but none would come for one reason or another. to me that’s a real worry

Same shite every week. I’ll bet Joe Biden knows what formation we will be playing

careful son, you''ll be back to the days of claude anelka soon