Quentin Taranbino

The Da Vinci Code The Da Vinci Mince more like - 3/10

Its not meant to be a fast action paced western. Its all about the characters and watching how both Jesse James & Robert Ford evolve in different ways due to each other. I suppose if you dont really like that kind of thing - it might not be for you and as I said in my review of it - the first hour or so can seem a little slow but the last hour is something special

The assasanation of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford - 9/10 Fantastic. Best film I have seen this year by a long way. The last hour of the film is scarily good! Top performances by Brad Pitt and Casey Afflek as well. The first hour or so can seem a little long which is only criticism. Watch this movie!!!

Alive - 8/10 I think this movie is great - the fact it is based on true events also makes it better (don't know why)

Accidental Husband - 1/10 The worst film I have EVER seen at the cinema - truly horrendous. Bird dragged me along to see it and I knew it was a chick flick but I expected at least one or two laughs or hot chicks etc. Nothing at all - awful awful film

Juno - 9/10 Fantastic film and great soundtrack!!

Beowulf 3D The films itself 6/10 - not bad I suppose, but decent enough to watch but does feel as though it goes on for ages. The 3D thing - 2/10 - Total bollocks. For the first 5 minutes its pretty cool, then it gets annoying. Certain things that are meant to be 3D were blurry, it can hurt your eyes after a while. The glasses got a bit steamed up and then I could see f**k all as they wouldnt clean and if you watch film without glasses its all a blur.

Sugababes - About You Now So fcuking catchy - its been in my head all day!

TV Theme tunes - Gladiators

Rock Star with Mark Wahlberg and Jennifer Aniston Quite pish to be honest and seems to be like every other 'band' movie I ahve seen, goes from a nobody to being a big rock star and then gets mixed up in drugs and stuff and then doesnt like the lifestyle and at the end of the film he changes for the good again. 4/10

Something that reall bugs me is the fact that all bus drivers wave at each other even if they clearly dont know each other for instance if the guy driving the Stirling - Dunfermline bus waves to a Spanish tour coach bus driver - what the f**k!!!

Shut it ya fud

300 - Fecking superb, really enjoyed it! 8/10 The last 6 - 8 months there have been some excellent movies

Smokin Aces - Very hard to follow (but not in a good way), action scenes are good, so is soundtrack. Good performance from Jeremy Piven and Ryan Renolds in his first serious role. The way the storyline is set and told is what lets the film down. 6/10 Blood Diamond - Beautifully shot film, Good performance from Di Caprio and a very convincing South African accent. Emotional at times, esp near the end.Becomes a tad distant in the middle part of the film but thats the only criticism i can say. Good Good film 9/10 Little Miss Sunshine - Nominated for lots of Oscars and awards etc. Went to see what all the fuss is about and I still dont get it. Didnt find it very funny, was pretty boring. Storyline was ok and stuff. maybe just wasnt my type of film - I wouldnt watch it again. 4/10