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I think you need to speak to Marrez although Swampy did sign the alliance agreement with us
i look like a criminal on all my photo cards i.e. Driving license, Costco card, Scotland supporters membership.....etc 
Not sure those guys would have me!
Might be better sticking to my 'Monster's hitlist clique'.
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I've tried that Bowie, compliments ranged from Justin Timberlake to serial killer.
Now I know I look f**k all like JT so where does that leave me?
Who is the leader of the E-chat clique?......
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All this baldie and beardie shoite on P&B!!....
I enjoy the baldies v beardies banter.
Beginning to wish I was bald so I can apply for membership.
A beard would hide my good looks
so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her.0 -
Billy by Pamela Stephenson. 8/10
The Indispensible Calvin & Hobbes. 10/10
If you have'nt read a Calvin & Hobbes book I highly recommend them.
They are of course cartoon strips but are sharp witted to the point that kids probably would'nt understand the humour.
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A petty thing that gets on my nerves:
Having to read a couple of pages of nonsense when I want to read about other people's petty things that get on their nerves.
Am I the first enemy of your gang?
Start a clique.
The enemies of the slapper napper clique.
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Had a skinhead once, never again. I looked like uncle fester.
Now you just look like Uncle Fester in a bad wig.
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Buying glasses at a cost of £200 when Xbass has pointed out a possible cheaper cure on the Reasons to be cheerful thread.
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Men who buy cans of beer when they know I prefer it out of a bottle!
You get more in a can though!
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Don't judge cars by their looks, that's what women do.
Remember most of the time you are in it looking out, who cares what it looks like?
The 600 has Honda mechanics for a fraction of the price of a Honda and is 130 BHP, gives 34-35 to the gallon and is a pleasure to drive.
Good point but I had to drive my fiancee's bright purple micra (The Barney-mobile) to work when my cars windscreen wiper broke off and I felt like a right idiot getting out of it in the works incredibly busy car park.
Shallow. I know.
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Rover 600. Quality.
Just Googled the Rover 600.
I like it!
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Apology accepted on ayrgirls behalf.
No offence meant, I just couldnt make myself like the car.
What do you drive Monster?
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My company car is in the garage, and I am currently driving around in a Peugeot 1007.
Could be worse WB, you could be driving about in a Fiat Brava, probably the worst car I have had the "priveledge" of driving.
German or Japanese for me now.
Apologies to anyone who actually has a Brava.
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Where has the wave gone ?
3 folk I let change lanes on the M77 this morning and no waves or flashing of indicators.
Fecking Hoors the lot of them
That pisses me off too.
How much effort does it take to show a wee bit of gratitude eh?
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The Strokes - First impression of Earth.
10/10. Not a bad song on the disc. Guitars are shit-hot as usual.
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We have what i call the "everything" neighbours. They seem to buy nearly every new product that is advertised on t.v, and they are not the most security-concious people either, they have a summerhouse with a t.v and dvd player inside, and they dont even have the brains to put blinds or curtains up so that anyone wouldnt be able to see the stuff and break in.
Is it a big HD ready t.v. Neilly?
Im on the look out for one you see.
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Drive-thru petrol station attendee's who have short arms.
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You clearly don't recall correctly.
I would park in a parent and child bay if I was going to work and the staff bays were full, although haven't done that since that discussion - haven't needed to, really. I would never park in a disabled bay under those circumstances and I believe the only time I ever have done is when it's been late at night and they are all empty.
Then some parent would have to wheel their kid past reversing cars and others trying to park.
Disabled and Parent and Child spaces are there for a reason.
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Nope both. Disabled and the parent and child spaces. If I recall correctly.
Cant stand people who park in disabled or parent and child spaces.
I make a point of telling them too.
b*****ds.
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Absolute comedy genius! Can you eat a box of microchips faster than they can as well?
Aye, I dont microwave them.
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People telling me to 'cheer up' or 'smile'.
No.
I hate that too, being a kinda nice person it takes all I have to not shout at them to f**k OFF!
They dont fuckin know me, Im the happiest b*****d on the planet. AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH.
It's probably been said in here many times but I also cant stand people who dont indicate.
Also who made up the rule that swearing is bad and that it shows a lack of vocabulary? I swear a lot, usually when Im emphasising something but Im also capable of beating Oxford and Cambridge students at Countdown.
One more thing, I hate it when there is a gap in curtains or blinds.
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Saw II last night.
Very good, gory and scary.
7/10
I recorded it last night and watched it this morning.
Didnt think it was as good as the first but enjoyed it and would recommend it all the same.
Probably 7/10 aswell.
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The Strokes - First impression of earth.
Foo Fighters - Skin and Bones.
Both brilliant!
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Monty Pythons Meaning of life. 8/10
I like the way that the Monty Python team dont give a f**k about who they offend.
The off-the-wall scenes are hilarious too.
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i look like a criminal on all my photo cards i.e. Driving license, Costco card, Scotland supporters membership.....etc 
so that wont be happening plus the girl would complain when I decided that I could be arsed kissing her.
What Are You Listening To?
in The Music Forum
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Just heard Iron Maiden's Trooper on Kerrang.
What a tune!
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