Ad Lib Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 Today I took the boy to the shops to buy a second Playstation controller. This evening I played Fifa with the boy. I won 1-0 in both games we played. Then, I danced around his bedroom making the 'L' sign up against my forehead with my finger and thumb, chanting "Looooooosssseeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!" at him for ten minutes, while he hid under his duvet and made terrified noises. I'm a great dad. That would never happen to me. My dad's shite at video games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 That would never happen to me. My dad's shite at video games. I remember my dad broke my ZX Spectrum on Christmas Day, playing Top Gun. He was the first to play it. To this day I'll never understand how he managed it. He did buy me a C64 as a replacement though, so I'll let him off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 I've just taken delivery of NHL 10 for the PS3, I ordered it because it was £14.97 on Amazon, I've always quite fancied getting into ice hockey and thought this would probably be a good place to start. Won't be able to play it for a while though. Incidently I'm selling it for the Xbox 360. It's alright, like. Bit hard at first but you'll get use to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 That would never happen to me. My dad's shite at video games. Same. I played my dad twice at FIFA 2003. One of the times I was Arsenal and he Manchester United. My triangle button got jammed, and David Seamen charged all the way up the park chasing helplessly after the ball when (on the odd occasion) it ventured onto my half of the park. He still couldn't score. It was hilarious. We also made the computer play itself, Partick Thistle v Real Madrid. 4-3 Thistle won. We were properly celebrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 The only time I ever actually played my dad at a computer game was London Street Racer and Grand Turismo 2, both at which he was absolutely terrible. That said he was always a dab hand at Doom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 The only time I ever actually played my dad at a computer game was London Street Racer and Grand Turismo 2, both at which he was absolutely terrible. That said he was always a dab hand at Doom. But enough about the pulpit! *boom...tish* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Today I took the boy to the shops to buy a second Playstation controller. This evening I played Fifa with the boy. I won 1-0 in both games we played. Then, I danced around his bedroom making the 'L' sign up against my forehead with my finger and thumb, chanting "Looooooosssseeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!" at him for ten minutes, while he hid under his duvet and made terrified noises. I'm a great dad. Big mistake big man. Used to woop the ass off my lads, now they're two right miserable, whinging faced, bad tempered fucking losers. You have been warned, let the kid win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Big mistake big man. Used to woop the ass off my lads, now they're two right miserable, whinging faced, bad tempered fucking losers. You have been warned, let the kid win I'm a miserable, bad tempered, whinging faced loser. Maybe my boy let me win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 10, 2010 Author Share Posted May 10, 2010 But enough about the pulpit! *boom...tish* Are all middle-aged men's jokes that bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Are all middle-aged men's jokes that bad? I'll let you know when I reach middle age, Macauley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I'm a miserable, bad tempered, whinging faced loser. Maybe my boy let me win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Are all middle-aged men's jokes that bad? I wish I could remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 That would never happen to me. My dad's shite at video games. Me, my Mum and my Dad would all play PGA European Tour on the Megadrive with the loser getting tea making duty. Barry, min! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Me, my Mum and my Dad would all play PGA European Tour on the Megadrive with the loser getting tea making duty. Barry, min! I was horrific at that game! I managed to get an eagle once when I was playing my mum and her partner. Was well proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I reckon the powers that be should have created a sub forum for all this election crap. Its just getting in the way of important things in life like what makes you happy or sad, what we had for our tea and associating words with other ones!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Anybody notice the amount of Chinese folk you get in Casinos. I was in last night at a good hour and it was absoloutely heaving with them. Even tables full of middle aged women sittin playing poker in the early hours of the morning. Felt weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Anybody notice the amount of Chinese folk you get in Casinos. I was in last night at a good hour and it was absoloutely heaving with them. Even tables full of middle aged women sittin playing poker in the early hours of the morning. Felt weird. Always the same whichever casino you go into. Many a restaurant / takeaway has been sold on the back of a bad losing streak... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Always the same whichever casino you go into. Many a restaurant / takeaway has been sold on the back of a bad losing streak... Yep. Now and again this guy called Mr Li would come into one of the casinos in Bristol and instantly you were asked to leave one of the roulette tables (the same one every time) so he could gamble on his own. b*****d. Some of the amounts of cash he put on each spin made me want to cry. I noticed a lot of the chinese that gambled in the casino had notes with Chinese characters stamped over the amounts, for some strange reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Anybody notice the amount of Chinese folk you get in Casinos. I was in last night at a good hour and it was absoloutely heaving with them. Even tables full of middle aged women sittin playing poker in the early hours of the morning. Felt weird. A couple of fives ago (2008, I think) I was cashing in at the casino after the night out. I think I won about £90. The woman in front of me was Chinese and she cashed in £16,000 without a smile or any sort of emotion at all. Makes you wonder how much she loses.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 My last day at school today, Still not really sunk in that apart from exams i will never spend another day there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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