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The man can barely string a sentence together. In the playoff final he was a stuttering mess.

What's with all the p&b retirements and reincarnation. Isn't this the third comeback since Cowden til I Die died? You stick to browsing but get gripped by Townie rage? Can't argue on the playoff havering though Shh Shh...

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Illuminati is someone to be pitied. He's clearly a slobbering dysfunctional cretin with the personality of a cloth and the originality of a lamp. His tired recycled patter brings more of a wry smile and a sad shake of the head than anything else. There are other fans trying the same thing who do it much better and at least with a bit of humour.

Sadly for Illuminati he lives in a fantasy land, and not a great one. His fantasy is drenched in beige and exhausted tropes. He probably dreams about colour charts and his ideal girlfriend is a dot matrix printer. The lad needs a friend and to wash his sheets. And to stop going to clubs alone and stop wearing brown cords and white socks.

Of course the pity felt for the fellow is tinged with the fact that he's a wee fandan chodbin c**t with Justin Bieber hair who votes on the X Factor and has sludgy body porridge.

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