Venti Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 1 hour ago, coprolite said: Selkirk looks like a shite Mecca Rather than a black meteor, the fuckers are tuned to the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 https://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/apprentice-boys-of-derry-invite-highland-council-representat-355337/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 I have to report I am feeling unusually orange today. I hope it stays this way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 On 09/07/2024 at 16:29, Cheese said: If there were Green MLA's they would put a stop to that. Then get kneecapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 On 08/07/2024 at 22:01, CarrbridgeSaintee said: To commemorate events in history which are close to our hearts and continue a tradition dating back hundreds of years. Only thing closet to those fat fuckers hearts is cholesterol. Lots and lots of solid cholesterol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 23 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: 5 monkeys were placed in a cage as part of an experiment. In the middle of the cage was a ladder with bananas on the top rung. Every time a monkey tried to climb the ladder, the experimenter sprayed all of the monkeys with icy water. Eventually, each time a monkey started to climb the ladder, the other ones pulled him off and beat him up so they could avoid the icy spray. Soon, no monkey dared go up the ladder. The experimenter then substituted one of the monkeys in the cage with a new monkey. The first thing the new monkey did was try to climb the ladder to reach the bananas. After several beatings, the new monkey learned the social norm. He never knew “why” the other monkeys wouldn’t let him go for the bananas because he had never been sprayed with ice water, but he quickly learned that this behaviour would not be tolerated by the other monkeys. One by one, each of the monkeys in the cage was substituted for a new monkey until none of the original group remained. Every time a new monkey went up the ladder, the rest of the group pulled him off, even those who had never been sprayed with the icy water. By the end of the experiment, the 5 monkeys in the cage had learned to follow the rule (don’t go for the bananas), without any of them knowing the reason why (we’ll all get sprayed by icy water). If we could have asked the monkeys for their rationale behind not letting their cage mates climb the ladder, their answer would probably be: “It's our tradition” Think you need a wee lie down pal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freedom Farter Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 1 hour ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: Think you need a wee lie down pal Are you Church of Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 21 minutes ago, Freedom Farter said: Are you Church of Scotland? No, i’m a member of the Free Church. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freedom Farter Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 5 minutes ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: No, i’m a member of the Free Church. Ah, ok, never mind then. I was asking because this is good from Church of Scotland. https://www.churchofscotland.org.uk/news-and-events/news/articles/general-assembly-calls-for-an-immediate-ceasefire-in-gaza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 21 minutes ago, Freedom Farter said: Ah, ok, never mind then. I was asking because this is good from Church of Scotland. https://www.churchofscotland.org.uk/news-and-events/news/articles/general-assembly-calls-for-an-immediate-ceasefire-in-gaza A good statement that IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 On 09/07/2024 at 16:29, Cheese said: I'm surprised that there isn't a worldwide pallet shortage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted July 10 Share Posted July 10 4 minutes ago, bennett said: I'm surprised that there isn't a worldwide pallet shortage. Leaving out who and why they've built it, I actually think it's quite cool in a 'guys being dudes just building shit' kind of way. But they're gonna set it on fire and there's a non zero chance somebody gets seriously injured, or someone's house goes up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 9 hours ago, Cheese said: Leaving out who and why they've built it, I actually think it's quite cool in a 'guys being dudes just building shit' kind of way. But they're gonna set it on fire and there's a non zero chance somebody gets seriously injured, or someone's house goes up. You'd both love and be shit scared of Las Fallas in Valencia https://www.visitvalencia.com/en/events-valencia/festivities/the-fallas/questions-fallas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 10 hours ago, Cheese said: Leaving out who and why they've built it, I actually think it's quite cool in a 'guys being dudes just building shit' kind of way. But they're gonna set it on fire and there's a non zero chance somebody gets seriously injured, or someone's house goes up. There's nothing cool at all about it. They are fucking morons & bigots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 10 hours ago, Cheese said: Leaving out who and why they've built it, I actually think it's quite cool in a 'guys being dudes just building shit' kind of way. But they're gonna set it on fire and there's a non zero chance somebody gets seriously injured, or someone's house goes up. Agreed. You can’t deny that it’s impressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 3 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: Agreed. You can’t deny that it’s impressive. You certainly can deny it. It's pathetic & sad AF. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 47 minutes ago, Venti said: You certainly can deny it. It's pathetic & sad AF. Nope, I'm afraid you're wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 9 minutes ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: Nope, I'm afraid you're wrong. You seriously think grown gammon faced bigots using fucking cranes to build a bonfire isn't tragic? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 5 hours ago, CarrbridgeSaintee said: Agreed. You can’t deny that it’s impressive. Depends if they manage to carry it out safely or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarrbridgeSaintee Posted July 11 Share Posted July 11 41 minutes ago, Venti said: You seriously think grown gammon faced bigots using fucking cranes to build a bonfire isn't tragic? Calm down before you have a heart attack. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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