diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Depends. Will the fight take place by a tree near the river in a hole in the ground? 607282[/snapback] a gaint pineapple under the sea - to prevent swan/wasp/swallow interference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 a gaint pineapple under the sea - to prevent swan/wasp/swallow interference 607286[/snapback] But I don't think either contender is absorbant, porous or yellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 But I don't think either contender is absorbant, porous or yellow. 607290[/snapback] good point! Change the location to the new wembley stadium (surely a event of this magnitude deserves an appropriate stage!) Sponge bob square pants V homer j simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Spongbob is useless in combat, however, there is no neck for Homer to squeeze. It's a tough call. He could however, just squeeze Spongebob, but being a sponge, he's pretty much adapted for that. I'll give it to Spongebob. I think Homer would get too frustrated at Spongebob's durability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Spongbob is useless in combat, however, there is no neck for Homer to squeeze. It's a tough call.He could however, just squeeze Spongebob, but being a sponge, he's pretty much adapted for that. I'll give it to Spongebob. I think Homer would get too frustrated at Spongebob's durability. 607318[/snapback] or homer might just eat him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 He'd be more likely to eat Patrick though. Or a passing lobster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 he does like his seafood! Flanders V Grounds keeper Willie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Willie, definitely. Flanders just screams. Although, that could deafen Willie and throw him off balance, causing him to fall over, his kilt to rise over his head, thereby flashing Flanders. Flanders would pass out in shock, and Willie could finish him off in highland stylee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 he does like his seafood! 607335[/snapback] He did! His pet lobster was called Mr Pinchy Patty vs Selma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 He did! His pet lobster was called Mr Pinchy Patty vs Selma 607398[/snapback] is jub-jub involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 is jub-jub involved? 607408[/snapback] no, not unless Patty can find a tag-team partner too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 score draw - twins have eerie abilities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Mr Creosote v Eric Cartman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 score draw - twins have eerie abilities! 607429[/snapback] Of course ok then ... The Bouviers' vs The Kemps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Mr Creosote v Eric Cartman 607431[/snapback] battle of the heavy weights? Beefcake! Mr Creosote everytime as he is a fully "grown" man and cartman is an 8 year old boy. Creosote to eat the loser and a couple of swans! Mr Hanky v Jamie and his magic torch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Sideshow Bob v Sideshow Mel - a real grudge match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Of course ok then ... The Bouviers' vs The Kemps 607445[/snapback] Sisters emerge victorous from the smoke filled battlefield with Jub-Jub in tow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Of course ok then ... The Bouviers' vs The Kemps 607445[/snapback] Easily the Kemps. No question. Flick of the hair, glare of the eyes, and Martin would take out Selma, while Gary wrote a soothing ballad to sing to Patty, who won't fall for it, but will simply get bored of it and walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 battle of the heavy weights? Beefcake!Mr Creosote everytime as he is a fully "grown" man and cartman is an 8 year old boy. Creosote to eat the loser and a couple of swans! Mr Hanky v Jamie and his magic torch? 607446[/snapback] Jamie ... just for sentemental reasons. Wordsworth would sniff Mr Hanky to within an inch of his life, then eat hem. Jamie could relax in the background fiddling with his torch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Sideshow Bob v Sideshow Mel - a real grudge match! 607448[/snapback] Bob Hes a hardened criminal where as Mels just some wimp with a whistle and a permanent bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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