diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Well done, that man. Top show.Hmmm, Im afraid Im going to have to consult with Nanny on this one. Politics never was my strong point, old bean. As you were. 608595[/snapback] Thanking you kindly sir! *touches cloth cap* Mater vs Pater? Edited to translate for neds ; Maw vs Da? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Thanking you kindly sir! *touches cloth cap*Mater vs Pater? Edited to translate for neds ; Maw vs Da? 608637[/snapback] Neither. Nanny Nanny vs schoolmaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Gerry McNee vs Jim Traynor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Gerry McNee vs Jim Traynor 608650[/snapback] Which one would bore the other to death first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Neither. Nanny Nanny vs schoolmaster 608649[/snapback] You been watching those dirty movies again! (you better watch this will get carted to the night shift with chat like that!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You been watching those dirty movies again! (you better watch this will get carted to the night shift with chat like that!) 608657[/snapback] Movie? ... oh, yes ... movie! Cosgrove vs Cowan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Movie? ... oh, yes ... movie!Cosgrove vs Cowan 608672[/snapback] Cowan has the lumox factor that assisted Stimpy in earlier rounds (I feel that he could withstand a serious pounding) but he also feel that he is a big jessie and run away a scream like a girlie and the first suggestion of a donniebrook. However, he has the age advantage on the 104 year old cosgrove (dont let the trendy clothes fool you he is Scotlands Oldest man). I feel that Cosgrove survival instincts will be enough to carry him through and Cowan would be left running for his mammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Cowan has the lumox factor that assisted Stimpy in earlier rounds (I feel that he could withstand a serious pounding) but he also feel that he is a big jessie and run away a scream like a girlie and the first suggestion of a donniebrook. However, he has the age advantage on the 104 year old cosgrove (dont let the trendy clothes fool you he is Scotlands Oldest man).I feel that Cosgrove survival instincts will be enough to carry him through and Cowan would be left running for his mammy! 608682[/snapback] I concur Cowans mammy vs Cosgroves mammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I concur Cowans mammy vs Cosgroves mammy 608683[/snapback] this assumes that Cosgroves mammy is the oldest woman in the world be approximately 124. I would imagine that cowans mammy would be a battleaxe (being that all women for motherwell are!) Cowans mammy has it Richard Gordon vs Mother Goose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 this assumes that Cosgroves mammy is the oldest woman in the world be approximately 124. I would imagine that cowans mammy would be a battleaxe (being that all women for motherwell are!) Cowans mammy has it Richard Gordon vs Mother Goose 608699[/snapback] I thought they were the same person Beneath Mother Gooses innocent exterior lurks a Govan upbringing, making her potentially the battle axe to end all battle axes. Gordon is a jessy, nancy-boy actohor type - ergo Mother Goose by a country mile country vs city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I thought they were the same person Beneath Mother Gooses innocent exterior lurks a Govan upbringing, making her potentially the battle axe to end all battle axes. Gordon is a jessy, nancy-boy actohor type - ergo Mother Goose by a country mile country vs city 608717[/snapback] city = full of neds country = full of yokels and landed gentry with a puncheon for bugger they got the guns but we've got the numbers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 city = full of nedscountry = full of yokels and landed gentry with a puncheon for bugger they got the guns but we've got the numbers!! 608730[/snapback] surely neds have guns too?? and I dont see what Carol Vorderman has to with anything Vorderman vs Jenny thingy (the burd who did wheel of fortune) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Vorderman every time! She'd just confuse Jenny Powell (I think that's her name) with her superior intellect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 surely neds have guns too?? and I dont see what Carol Vorderman has to with anything Vorderman vs Jenny thingy (the burd who did wheel of fortune) 608745[/snapback] naw man - they jus goat chibs an 'at! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Vorderman every time! She'd just confuse Jenny Powell (I think that's her name) with her superior intellect. 608748[/snapback] I like your thinking brians over sheer power (it works for the swan!) A country mile v a mile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Vorderman every time! She'd just confuse Jenny Powell (I think that's her name) with her superior intellect. 608748[/snapback] youre right, it is Powell. Now hang your head in shame for knowing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 naw man - they jus goat chibs an 'at! 608749[/snapback] Ah-hah - SP is uncovered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Ah-hah - SP is uncovered 608774[/snapback] easy! I know where Home Road, Kilsyth is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 I like your thinking brians over sheer power (it works for the swan!)A country mile v a mile? 608767[/snapback] country mile. Everythings better in the country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 youre right, it is Powell. Now hang your head in shame for knowing that 608770[/snapback] *hangs head* It's not from Wheel of Firtune I know her though, it's something else she was in. Was she not on You Bet too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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