diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 To get back to the original point, there was one in my bedroom when I got home from the golf about half an hour ago.Final score.... Synex 1 Wasp 0 612939[/snapback] No swans near by - obviously all hiding in fear of their lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 a specific nationality or tourists in general? 612789[/snapback] just tourists in general. either that or they are avoiding bairn again in fear of being eaten!BA Vs Swan 612852[/snapback] sounds like some dodgy episode of the A-Team Face vs Murdoch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 just tourists in general.sounds like some dodgy episode of the A-Team Face vs Murdoch 613101[/snapback] Local knowledge always wins (the tourists are too busy looking lost and/or taking photies and generally getting in the normal decent locals way as they try to go about their business) - I saying that As of tomorrow - iam in tourist mood for 2 weeks! (Mon the tourists) Murdoch (cos face was the poorest character in the A-team) Air Wolf vs Kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 BA Vs Swan 612852[/snapback] Are you joking??? Have you never been in Banton? Most of the locals are scary as f'k. The Swan would beat me every time I am afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Local knowledge always wins (the tourists are too busy looking lost and/or taking photies and generally getting in the normal decent locals way as they try to go about their business) - I saying that As of tomorrow - iam in tourist mood for 2 weeks! (Mon the tourists) Are you touristing at home, or away? Murdoch (cos face was the poorest character in the A-team) I dont know how much they got paid Air Wolf vs Kit 613116[/snapback] Kit everytime. Never really saw the point of Airwolf ... ooo look, its a helicopter that goes a bit faster than other helicopters, has a few more guns and is driven by a prat While, Kit had turbo-boost (oh, and a prat driving) Hasslehoff vs a rather large smack in the coupon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Are you joking???Have you never been in Banton? Most of the locals are scary as f'k. The Swan would beat me every time I am afraid. 613129[/snapback] Hmm, we could always start a posse, rather than send you in alone Swan vs P&B posse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Are you joking???Have you never been in Banton? Most of the locals are scary as f'k. The Swan would beat me every time I am afraid. 613129[/snapback] How are you going to get your hands on one to eat then (or will it end up eating you!) Swan 1 : - I wonder what Bairnagain tastes likeSwan 2 : - Like Chicken only gamier Swan 1 : - Why is it illegal to eat BA Swan 2 : - Apparently the queen owns them all Swan 1 : - I demand a change in the law! Swan 2 : - Apparently ther 7 varieties of BairnAgain including Whopper and Thumper Swan 1 : - How do you know so much about Swallows? Swan 2 : - Laden or unladen and do you know wher I can purchse a Shubbery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Are you touristing at home, or away? 613138[/snapback] North of Scotland tour for me and the wife (starting in Skye tomorrow) I dont know how much they got paid 613138[/snapback] Paid on the quality of the character they played (Face got less than some of the supervillians). Mr T and Howlin' mad Murdoch obviously were the top earners "I aint getting on no plane foo'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 How are you going to get your hands on one to eat then (or will it end up eating you!) 613140[/snapback] Some of the locals that drink in The Swan will eat anything I am afraid. I could be put on the bar meal menu if I dared enter the establishment. I know most swans are wild, but this lot are really wild. Osama Bin Laden v Count Dracula. Battle of the fictional baddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Some of the locals that drink in The Swan will eat anything I am afraid.I could be put on the bar meal menu if I dared enter the establishment. I know most swans are wild, but this lot are really wild. Osama Bin Laden v Count Dracula. Battle of the fictional baddies. 613149[/snapback] Would they put you in a pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 North of Scotland tour for me and the wife (starting in Skye tomorrow) 613146[/snapback] Nice, will we be getting constant swan/bee updates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Some of the locals that drink in The Swan will eat anything I am afraid.I could be put on the bar meal menu if I dared enter the establishment. I know most swans are wild, but this lot are really wild. Osama Bin Laden v Count Dracula. Battle of the fictional baddies. 613149[/snapback] Dracula, for no other reason than it opens up the long awaited bout ... Count Dracula vs Count Duckula Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Nice, will we be getting constant swan/bee updates? 613162[/snapback] Unfortunately not - I will have to count the days until I return to the best thread in P&B history (when if necessary I will ressurect it from the dead *laughs manically*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Unfortunately not - I will have to count the days until I return to the best thread in P&B history (when if necessary I will ressurect it from the dead *laughs manically*) 613171[/snapback] this thread vs all other threads ... ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 this thread vs all other threads ... ever! 613176[/snapback] wasps & bees kicks ass big time (no contest - other than maybe the swan (their reputation proceeds them) and The Roger the Shrubber (splitters) threads). The wasps and bees would sting their way to victory before sending in the Tortoise and Otters as sentries to subdue any future rebellion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Any thread with the word swan in it for me. Sao Paulo v The World Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Any thread with the word swan in it for me. Sao Paulo v The World 613197[/snapback] where would this event take place? The mythical Home Road, Kilsyth (the modern day Brigadoon!)? Edited to say all the threads you post on contain the word Swan or at least allude to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 wasps & bees kicks ass big time (no contest - other than maybe the swan (their reputation proceeds them) and The Roger the Shrubber (splitters) threads). The wasps and bees would sting their way to victory before sending in the Tortoise and Otters as sentries to subdue any future rebellion! 613189[/snapback] Ah, it all becomes clear. Youve forseen this wasp/bee apocolypse and are banking on them hitting Skye last. Obviously giving you time to rally the swans and prepare a lightening counter strike Cunning ... very cunning B) Is this missus in on this, or does she think youre going on a normal holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Any thread with the word swan in it for me. Sao Paulo v The World 613197[/snapback] The world ... over and over and over and over again B) where would this event take place? The mythical Home Road, Kilsyth (the modern day Brigadoon!)? 613202[/snapback] It would have to be on neutral territory. Stage it on Home Road and SP is guaranteed a win as the rest of the world wanders aimlessly around trying to find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 It would have to be on neutral territory. Stage it on Home Road and SP is guaranteed a win as the rest of the world wanders aimlessly around trying to find it 613215[/snapback] Thats what I thought! But he might get his Killie under 19 team mates to get us one at a time (despite the fact he doesnt know any of their names - not much of a team spirit by the sounds of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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