Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not even for Charidee! 637295[/snapback] Not for any native Americans!! Ernie Wise vs. Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West 637300[/snapback] Wise every time, his non-waxed hairy legs would see him through milkmen vs postmen (With Graham Roberts as ref ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Not for any native Americans!!Wise every time, his non-waxed hairy legs would see him through milkmen vs postmen (With Graham Roberts as ref ) 637327[/snapback] Do you still get milkmen - I thought everyone bought their milk at the supermarket now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Do you still get milkmen - I thought everyone bought their milk at the supermarket now 637349[/snapback] Who delivers the milk to the supermarket though? And who clears the road for the snow plough driver to get to his work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Who delivers the milk to the supermarket though?And who clears the road for the snow plough driver to get to his work? 637351[/snapback] You raise some interesting questions - So you are saying that the cows dont live in the back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Do you still get milkmen - I thought everyone bought their milk at the supermarket now 637349[/snapback] I do, but we still have a milkmen come round to the neighbours. Collecting money night is best, he parks his van in the middle of the car park and a hoarde of kids get out and disperse in all directions He has a personalised number plate, so some people must still get it delivered And who clears the road for the snow plough driver to get to his work? 637351[/snapback] They park their snow ploughs in the drive ... have you never seen the simpsons "Call Mr Plow, thats my name. That name again is Mr Plow" You raise some interesting questions - So you are saying that the cows dont live in the back then 637355[/snapback] Theres a fair few cows down our supermarket cow vs chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 They park their snow ploughs in the drive ... have you never seen the simpsons "Call Mr Plow, thats my name. That name again is Mr Plow" Theres a fair few cows down our supermarket cow vs chicken 637378[/snapback] Chickens dont have a beef with cows. Mr Plow v The Plow King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Chickens dont have a beef with cows.Mr Plow v The Plow King. 637389[/snapback] Mr Plow - no matter how many celebs The Plow King trawls out, Mr Plow has that jacket Although, The Plow King did save the day plough vs plow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Mr Plow - no matter how many celebs The Plow King trawls out, Mr Plow has that jacket  Although, The Plow King did save the day plough vs plow 637396[/snapback] Shouldn't you ask the help? What what! Editted to say : wheres the beef? hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Shouldn't you ask the help? What what!Editted to say : wheres the beef? hehehe 637420[/snapback] The usual answer is, "but we've got swan in" accompanied by a chorus of groans, a trip to the shop and another wasted swan. You just cant get the staff hired help vs slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 The usual answer is, "but we've got swan in" accompanied by a chorus of groans, a trip to the shop and another wasted swan. You just cant get the staff hired help vs slaves 637545[/snapback] Oh the tyranny! Slaves 1 - Hired Help 0 Monarch vs a democtratically elected President? or Stilton vs Edam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Stilton vs Edam 637655[/snapback] Edam, the all round winner! Swans v Scottish Bluebell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Edam, the all round winner!Swans v Scottish Bluebell 637694[/snapback] Swans are more than a match for anyone or anything with the patented arm breaker move! Isobella Rossilini Vs Taribo West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Oh the tyranny!Slaves 1 - Hired Help 0 Monarch vs a democtratically elected President? 637655[/snapback] You working class and your sense of humour ... really do crack one up, what what. Monarchy of course, old bean, what what. How else would one keep the estate going, old fruit, what what? How dare you suggest putting our nations swans into the hands of a commoner working class vs middle class (winners to meet the uppers ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 You working class and your sense of humour ... really do crack on up, what what.Monarchy of course, old bean, what what. How else would one keep the estate going, old fruit, what what? How dare you suggest putting our nations swans into the hands of a commoner working class vs middle class (winners to meet the uppers ) 637721[/snapback] President Blair? - anyone? what do the middle class actual do - teachers, lawyers, accountants and social workers pah - lilly livered guardian readers! No contest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 President Blair? - anyone? No thanks What is his policy on swan ownership anyway? what do the middle class actual do - teachers, lawyers, accountants and social workers pah - lilly livered guardian readers!No contest! 637732[/snapback] Quite right, especially against the plucky, salt-of-the-earth, heart-of-gold working classes working class vs upper class it is then, what what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 No thanks What is his policy on swan ownership anyway? 637736[/snapback] Free swans to everyone on the NHS and he might through in a couple of hornets too if that swings the deal Quite right, especially against the plucky, salt-of-the-earth, heart-of-gold working classes working class vs upper class it is then, what what. 637736[/snapback] They've got the guns but we got the numbers. The hounds are released end of story! RUFF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Free swans to everyone on the NHS and he might through in a couple of hornets too if that swings the deal VOTE LABOUR They've got the guns but we got the numbers. The hounds are released end of story! RUFF! 637753[/snapback] hounds vs dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 VOTE LABOUR hounds vs dogs 637775[/snapback] do either shoot bees from their mouths when they bark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 VOTE LABOUR hounds vs dogs 637775[/snapback] Easy. Hounds of Love? Gay... Dogs of War? Well wicked.. The dogs in a landslide. Landslide v Avalanche? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Easy.Hounds of Love? Gay... Dogs of War? Well wicked.. The dogs in a landslide. Landslide v Avalanche? 637793[/snapback] Are you crazy in the coconut? Snow all the way - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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