Homer Thompson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Silence. Its golden you know. And since I cant find a swan to lay a golden egg......Tell us the heckling story anyway Andy. Oh, alright then. The long version involves being dragged to an Oasis tribute band cause I was in Ingerland and they had a late bar. The singer had gone all out to look like Liam, floppy hat, sunglasses indoors, mic stand up above his head and poncy tambourine. Problem was, he didnt sound anything like him They played a few songs, me and my mate standing up the back, by the bar , started booing after each one. To be fair, the band were actually ok, it was just the w**ky singer who was crap. After one particularly loud shout of "Booo - your shite", the lead singer retorted with "Well if you think your so good, you come up and play the guitar." My reply, "Its not the guitarist thats shite, mate ... its you!" He looked suitably sheepish and never said anything else after that. Minister of Silly Walks v Prime Minister 638911[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 After one particularly loud shout of "Booo - your shite", the lead singer retorted with "Well if you think your so good, you come up and play the guitar." My reply, "Its not the guitarist thats shite, mate ... its you!" He looked suitably sheepish and never said anything else after that. 638965[/snapback] I had a similar experience with a Neil Diamond tribute singer in Gran Canaria. I didn't boo him but I must have shook my head a few times, because after a song he came over and said "I think it's fair to say you aren't a Neil Diamond fan" to which I replied "Actually I really like Neil Diamond. You just sound nothing like him". I felt quite bad afterwards as he looked a bit crestfallen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I had a similar experience with a Neil Diamond tribute singer in Gran Canaria. I didn't boo him but I must have shook my head a few times, because after a song he came over and said "I think it's fair to say you aren't a Neil Diamond fan" to which I replied "Actually I really like Neil Diamond. You just sound nothing like him". I felt quite bad afterwards as he looked a bit crestfallen. 638975[/snapback] I didnt feel sorry for Liam-esque at all Forgot to say that I also have a story about unintentionally (sp?) heckling a compere in the Glee Club in Brum. But Im not telling that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I didnt feel sorry for Liam-esque at all Forgot to say that I also have a story about unintentionally (sp?) heckling a compere in the Glee Club in Brum. But Im not telling that one 638983[/snapback] SHAME! Liam Gallagher Wannabe Vs Neil Diamond Wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 SHAME!Liam Gallagher Wannabe Vs Neil Diamond Wannabe 638998[/snapback] I think my boy wins because scarily he looked the spitting image of Neil Diamond, which is generally the part of the package that lets down tribute singers! Sweet Caroline v Red Red Wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 SHAME!Liam Gallagher Wannabe Vs Neil Diamond Wannabe 638998[/snapback] Shame on us, or shame Im not telling the story?? All wannabes must die - no fights, do not pass go, do not collect $200. monopoly money vs real money (Hey fact fans - did you know that theres more monopoly money printed each day than there is by the US treasury? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Shame on us, or shame Im not telling the story?? All wannabes must die - no fights, do not pass go, do not collect $200. monopoly money vs real money (Hey fact fans - did you know that theres more monopoly money printed each day than there is by the US treasury? ) 639003[/snapback] SHAME for the Story no show! and you gave it two ninjas SHAME SHAME indeed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I think my boy wins because scarily he looked the spitting image of Neil Diamond, which is generally the part of the package that lets down tribute singers! Sweet Caroline v Red Red Wine 639001[/snapback] Sweet Caroline - sing-a-long-a-tastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gypsyboy Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Had a bee flying about my maths class today then the teach tryed to wack it with a textbook, twas funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Had a bee flying about my maths class today then the teach tryed to wack it with a textbook, twas funny. 639010[/snapback] Yeah, theres a good point... Where have all the bees and wasps been this summer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Had a bee flying about my maths class today then the teach tryed to wack it with a textbook, twas funny. 639010[/snapback] Yeah, theres a good point...Where have all the bees and wasps been this summer? 639010[/snapback] Keep your chat about wasps and bees to the appropriate thread (D'oh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 SHAME for the Story no show! and you gave it two ninjas SHAME SHAME indeed!! 639007[/snapback] Maybe another time and I'll leave out the bit about spilling my pint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Had a bee flying about my maths class today then the teach tryed to wack it with a textbook, twas funny. 639010[/snapback] Does that mean the schools are back But then they finish at half 3 school boys vs school girls vs teachers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 school boys vs school girls vs teachers 639023[/snapback] I remember playing against girls at hockey when I was at schools. They were evil -more dangerous than a ninja with numchucks. Boys and teachers would be no match for them. School girls v Ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Does that mean the schools are back But then they finish at half 3 school boys vs school girls vs teachers 639023[/snapback] easy now - this could easily see us hooked to the nightshift!!! Teachers (except in the world of Pink Floyd) Speaking of tribute bands - I went to se MacFloyd in Aberdeen (£12) - I wouldn't bother if i were you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 school boys vs school girls vs teachers 639023[/snapback] Teachers every time. Boot the wee f'kers arses I say. School of Dolphins v School of Rock (One for fact fans - A collection of Kangaroos is called a Mob) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Speaking of tribute bands - I went to se MacFloyd in Aberdeen (£12) - I wouldn't bother if i were you 639026[/snapback] I saw NU2 a while back in Falkirk for free. They were good for free. I believe they are now playing bigger venues and charging £12. They were good for free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 I remember playing against girls at hockey when I was at schools. They were evil -more dangerous than a ninja with numchucks. Boys and teachers would be no match for them. School girls v Ninjas. 639025[/snapback] I think that you answered your own question there School Vs Work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Teachers every time. Boot the wee f'kers arses I say. School of Dolphins v School of Rock (One for fact fans - A collection of Kangaroos is called a Mob) 639027[/snapback] Fact Fans - the collective noun for dolphins is a pod of Dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Fact Fans - the collective noun for dolphins is a pod of Dolphins 639033[/snapback] What is the collective noun for a group of Kangaroos with Dolphins in their pouches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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