diamonds2002 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Is it a swan kebab? 654864[/snapback] There may well have been swan meat amoungst other, non-specific animal parts and mechanically recovered meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 In that case I will go for the kebab. Calculator v Abacus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 In that case I will go for the kebab. Calculator v Abacus 654902[/snapback] Calculator - I keep losing the balls off of my abacus! sports involving balls (of various shapes) Vs Sports without balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Calculator - I keep losing the balls off of my abacus!sports involving balls (of various shapes) Vs Sports without balls 654908[/snapback] Sport without balls is like sex without a woman Masterbation v Real Sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Sport without balls is like sex without a woman Materbation v Real Sex 655151[/snapback] Is that some kind of sexual deviation involving your mother? Real sex unless you're in a space shuttle when your space suit would make it extremely difficult! Sci-fi v Hi-fi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Is that some kind of sexual deviation involving your mother? Real sex unless you're in a space shuttle when your space suit would make it extremely difficult! Sci-fi v Hi-fi! 655259[/snapback] Has to be High Fidelity because it is fact and Science Fiction is fiction Fact v Fiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Fact v Fiction 655267[/snapback] Fact. It is stranger than fiction. I like strange. Fiction v friction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Well Friction slows you down too much so Fiction will beat it everytime Everytime v Anytime B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Close contest but everytime by a baw hair ! Ace of Clubs vs Ace of Spades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Close contest but everytime by a baw hair !Ace of Clubs vs Ace of Spades 655390[/snapback] I really dig Spades, they're Ace! They can really get you out of a hole! Hole v Whole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 I really dig Spades, they're Ace! They can really get you out of a hole!Hole v Whole 655429[/snapback] Hole, As they say 'Any hole is a goal' Goal v Try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Hole, As they say 'Any hole is a goal' Goal v Try 655444[/snapback] It's got to be goal, as you can keep on try......ing and end up getting nowhere. Nowhere v Anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 It's got to be goal, as you can keep on try......ing and end up getting nowhere.Nowhere v Anywhere 655454[/snapback] Nowhere! There's a road to it which I'm on right now! Abbey Road v Nick Rhodes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Got to be Abbey road, cos thats where the beatles got there picture taken Beatles v cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Abbey Road v Nick Rhodes 655462[/snapback] Abbey Road by a country mile. Zebra Crossings and funeral processions are cool. Zebra v Swan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Got to be Abbey road, cos thats where the beatles got there picture takenBeatles v cockroaches 655465[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Abbey Road by a country mile. Zebra Crossings and funeral processions are cool.Zebra v Swan 655467[/snapback] Zebra does have cool camouflage but the swans are deadly and should not be treated lightly. Light v Heavy Ps 3 littles swans down by the river now, wonder what age the arm breaking can occur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Zebra does have cool camouflage but the swans are deadly and should not be treated lightly.Light v Heavy 655488[/snapback] Light, as it would be to heavy to carry. Carry oot v pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Light, as it would be to heavy to carry.Carry oot v pub 655505[/snapback] does the "cairy oot" involve a party or drinking yourself into a stupor at home alone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Light, as it would be to heavy to carry.Carry oot v pub 655505[/snapback] As my learned friend hints, it depends on the situation. Pubs have their place but there is a certain niceness to a carry oot and the comfort of your own home. home vs away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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