diamonds2002 Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 I dont know any witches, or even how to tell if someone is a witch.But if I had to make an educated guess, Id say the witch would win by turning the lion into a newt and giving him a good kick-in before he got better. newt vs toad 660089[/snapback] Well one is kept in a tank by the mayor of london, Red Ken Livingstone and the other owns a large hall (but is a bit of an idiot) therefore a score draw and plenty of grants for gay and lesbian groups. Ken Livingstone Vs Ken Clarke (nice hat!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Well one is kept in a tank by the mayor of london, Red Ken Livingstone and the other owns a large hall (but is a bit of an idiot) therefore a score draw and plenty of grants for gay and lesbian groups.Ken Livingstone Vs Ken Clarke (nice hat!) 660105[/snapback] Also billed as fud vs bawbag I cant bring myself to pick a winner, so I'll go for a high scoring draw, enjoyed by all. Continuing the fud vs bawbag series - Colin Hardy vs Ian Brines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Colin Hardy vs Ian Brines 660123[/snapback] Dodgy decisions galore and cards like confetti - it's bound to be messy and the result would leave no-one happy. Got to be a no-score draw. Hot dogs in brine v Brine shrimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Dodgy decisions galore and cards like confetti - it's bound to be messy and the result would leave no-one happy. Got to be a no-score draw.Hot dogs in brine v Brine shrimp 660437[/snapback] Ahh Hot Dogs, are they on their own? or do they have Tomato & Mustard? If so then its 3 against 1 and they beat the shrimps English Mustard v French Mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Which goes best with swan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Which goes best with swan? 660462[/snapback] French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Which goes best with swan? 660462[/snapback] Depends on the species of swan. Edit: I've heard Whistler Swan is good with French....or is that good at French, hmmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Depends on the species of swan. 660466[/snapback] Remember that swans are tough and they need a good spicy not hot mustard to compliment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denzil Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Remember that swans are tough and they need a good spicy not hot mustard to compliment 660473[/snapback] Very true, and Aussie swans are best served with a few tinnies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 French it is then. Silly English Kinnigits v Judean Peoples Front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiviClyde Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Which goes best with swan? 660462[/snapback] Flanders. Edit: Too f'kin slow again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tarvie Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Flanders.Edit: Too f'kin slow again! 660485[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 French it is then. Silly English Kinnigits v Judean Peoples Front 660481[/snapback] The silly english kinnights have agiant wooden rabbit on their side so would easily the judean peoples front (surrender monkeys) - as reg has a bad back Giant Wooden Rabbit Vs Trojan Horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 The silly english kinnights have agiant wooden rabbit on their side so would easily the judean peoples front (surrender monkeys) - as reg has a bad backGiant Wooden Rabbit Vs Trojan Horse 661103[/snapback] Got to be the rabbit - they're cuter cutesy vs gutsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Got to be the rabbit - they're cuter cutesy vs gutsy 661113[/snapback] Are you going for the Female vote? Anyway - a gutsy slugger will keep plugging away until the cutesy is beaten to a pulp and without their good looks where will they be - i'll tell you absolutely Nowhere that where! Boys Vs Girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Are you going for the Female vote? Do they have the vote?? Shouldnt do Anyway - a gutsy slugger will keep plugging away until the cutesy is beaten to a pulp and without their good looks where will they be - i'll tell you absolutely Nowhere that where!Boys Vs Girls 661174[/snapback] Boys always come on top. I predict a historic, titanic battle raging on for decades, ecplipsing the 100 years war. Then when all seems lost for the girls they remember something that happened right at the beginning of it all and the boys give up girls vs swans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I predict a historic, titanic battle raging on for decades, ecplipsing the 100 years war. Then when all seems lost for the girls they remember something that happened right at the beginning of it all and the boys give up 661192[/snapback] Male or female swans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Male or female swans? 661292[/snapback] In the interests of a fair fight, they would have to be female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 In the interests of a fair fight, they would have to be female 661296[/snapback] swan breaks girls arm early on - fight is over pretty quickly but it is all her boyfriend/husbands fault ducking vs diving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 swan breaks girls arm early on - fight is over pretty quickly but it is all her boyfriend/husbands faultducking vs diving 661616[/snapback] ducking is less preferable to swaning, but I hate diving ... are you listening Mr Keane wheeling vs dealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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