Jamaldo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 There's one on my bathroom ceiling at the moment................right above where I stand to take a shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 To be honest mate, it was kind of wandering about aimlessly, the missus let it go back in to the wild. It might be on it's way to your house..... to your house..... to your house..... to your house..... to your house..... I am on stand to as we speak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 There's one on my bathroom ceiling at the moment................right above where I stand to take a shower. Picture please.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 There's one on my bathroom ceiling at the moment................right above where I stand to take a shower. It is like they are waiting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Picture please.... Of the spider or jamaldo in the shower? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Of the spider or jamaldo in the shower? Either really..not that fussed. Both would be excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Picture please.... Och it's just a wee toty one. Nothing special. The spider, I mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Och it's just a wee toty one. Nothing special. The spider, I mean. Wee know what you mean, best way to do this is to get your wife/burd in the shower then post a picture. Just for scientific purposes of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Och it's just a wee toty one. Nothing special. The spider, I mean. Thank goodness for that...... I thought you were referring to your shower 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 Wee know what you mean, best way to do this is to get your wife/burd in the shower then post a picture. Just for scientific purposes of course. If you can get yer wife and yer burd in their at the same time then that would be even better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I wish I hadn't opened this thread I'm paranoid as f**k now. I seen one earlier after reading the spider thread decided to go against my better judgement and let it live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Any excuse to post this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 One of them tried to sneak up behind me last night, saw it out the corner of my eye before it could get me. Got the biggest book I could find and smashed the f**k out of it, then a big daddy long legs came in and tried to start. U WOT M8, that was him dead. Can't hack these spider sneak attacks though, why can't they just appear on the other side of the room so there's time to get away. Might get a couple of centipedes and train them like attack dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 One of them tried to sneak up behind me last night, saw it out the corner of my eye before it could get me. Got the biggest book I could find and smashed the f**k out of it, then a big daddy long legs came in and tried to start. U WOT M8, that was him dead. Can't hack these spider sneak attacks though, why can't they just appear on the other side of the room so there's time to get away. Might get a couple of centipedes and train them like attack dogs. Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects. Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects. Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds. Daddy Longlegs are spiders in Australia and supposedly extremely poisonous but their fangs are too short to bite humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Daddy long legs aren't the enemy; they are the sound c***s of the creepy crawly world. They dance about, give you a wee laugh at how dottled they seem and just go about eating up the smaller insects. Spiders are sneaky, insidious b*****ds. Nope, na, f**k that. Daddy Long Legs are horrific fuckers who always want to f**k you in the face and generally creep you out. Kill 'em all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotlandGer Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Caught this big b****** the other night and let him go into the garden. I'm worried he'll come back, and be angry. Edited September 27, 2014 by ScotlandGer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Daddy Longlegs are spiders in Australia and supposedly extremely poisonous but their fangs are too short to bite humans. Thought that was a myth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) Seen a few of these in the last few days...not a good sight, these fucker bite & don't let go. Mrs Slippery got bitten about 7 years ago, had to first, snap if off just leaving the head & fangs, then hospital time to get it surgically removed, big scar on the back of her leg, size of a old 50p It appears to have bitten IRS from early 90s wrestling in the second photo. Edited September 27, 2014 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jock001 Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Thought that was a myth? Some quick googling suggets: Daddy long legs can mean a crane fly or an arachnid. There is an urban myth about crane flys being fatally poisonous but having fangs too shrt to penetrate human skin. I also found out that most spiders reproduce by the equivalent of jizzing on their hands and fingering a girl and this includes the species where the female then eats the male. They don't even get their hole!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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