THE KING Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Dave King.. " I have a NOMAD ready to start immediately Monday morning" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Dave King.. " I have a NOMAD ready to start immediately Monday morning" April fool. King got us all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accietilleyedye Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Another day another new contender http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32164350 edit as I forgot the content Shares in Rangers International Football Club plc have been delisted from the AIM Stock Exchange. More to follow. Edited April 2, 2015 by accietilleyedye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 (edited) Another day another new contender http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32164350 edit as I forgot the content Shares in Rangers International Football Club plc have been delisted from the AIM Stock Exchange. More to follow. "Rangers put the blame for the delisting on the previous regime, saying in a statement that: "It is simply the result of the well documented failings in corporate governance and management of those who previously controlled the company. "During the course of the last month, the new board of directors has been working hard, to a tight timescale, with a prospective new nomad to complete an appointment. "Unfortunately, it has become apparent that this will not be possible."" Yet again, a big boy done it and ran away. It appears G&S didn't actually have a top-notch candidate with briefcase packed, ready to join the renaissance. Hoodathunkit? Update - I'm feeling something which may be seethe, but it's not what I'd call glorious. Anybody know a racist cabbie who could advise? Edited April 2, 2015 by WhiteRoseKillie -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Well, Stevie Wonder for one didn't see this coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnesTON Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 The Spivs did it !! How can anyone swallow that excuse they were listed had an appointed Advisor in WH Ireland who resigned as they wouldn't work with King and DK had stated he had no intention of retaining them as he had A N Other to replace the Nomad. Even if the figures were horse piss at least it looked as if they were competent by reducing the loses, given the boycott to position the 'good guys' into the hot seat. More circling the wagons , what is the next tactic burning effigies of MA in the centre circle. Dignity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolf Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 "Where's the deeds" Bomber at his finest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accietilleyedye Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 "Where's the deeds" Bomber at his finest. It seems he was the last Rangers fan to ask a pertinent question , I wonder if he ever got a sensible answer -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Sevconians :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I'm glad we have the last two words in the thread title, because they really do get funnier with each passing day. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 (edited) I'm glad we have the last two words in the thread title, because they really do get funnier with each passing day.Exactly. The answer to the thread title is always "the next one". Edited April 4, 2015 by caleycasual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I can't really contribute to this thread, because every time I think of something desperately funny, something yet funnier pops into my head. I just don't know where to start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 My personal favourite funny has got to be the now infamous "The club is separate from the company", my first reaction was shock then to WTF then onto WTF WTF & WTF and finally to they have got to be kidding with this shit and laughed for ages because I couldn't believe the associations went as far to be as corrupt as the fucking club they were pandering too passing of as it's the same club to them. They even wrote it into their new rules just in time before Rangers FC did finally go tits up from a very high height indeed and finally keeled over let go of it's very last expulsion of air through the sound of a whimpering fart. That line "The club is separate from the company" still makes me laugh at the audacity the corrupt associations went to to keep a Rangers FC still playing in Scottish football at all costs and to the detriment of everyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 My personal favourite funny has got to be the now infamous "The club is separate from the company", my first reaction was shock then to WTF then onto WTF WTF & WTF and finally to they have got to be kidding with this shit and laughed for ages because I couldn't believe the associations went as far to be as corrupt as the fucking club they were pandering too passing of as it's the same club to them. They even wrote it into their new rules just in time before Rangers FC did finally go tits up from a very high height indeed and finally keeled over let go of it's very last expulsion of air through the sound of a whimpering fart. That line "The club is separate from the company" still makes me laugh at the audacity the corrupt associations went to to keep a Rangers FC still playing in Scottish football at all costs and to the detriment of everyone else. It annoys the f**k out of me, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Rangers died, the pars survived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 My personal favourite funny has got to be the now infamous "The club is separate from the company", my first reaction was shock then to WTF then onto WTF WTF & WTF and finally to they have got to be kidding with this shit and laughed for ages because I couldn't believe the associations went as far to be as corrupt as the fucking club they were pandering too passing of as it's the same club to them. They even wrote it into their new rules just in time before Rangers FC did finally go tits up from a very high height indeed and finally keeled over let go of it's very last expulsion of air through the sound of a whimpering fart. That line "The club is separate from the company" still makes me laugh at the audacity the corrupt associations went to to keep a Rangers FC still playing in Scottish football at all costs and to the detriment of everyone else. No one is buying it, even Rangers fans know deep down that it's a new club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 No one is buying it, even Rangers fans know deep down that it's a new club. Indeed, and it makes all the more satisfying knowing that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattBairn Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 My personal favourite funny has got to be the now infamous "The club is separate from the company", This. Its absolutely hilarious and an awful clutching at straws. No-one can honestly believe this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Another funny is when the orc horde in unison two years ago proclaimed themselves to be debt free and £16 million in the bank. Thus allowing the poor deluded fools to boast & brag about how much money they were saving up for an assault on the Premiership title at the first attempt, so what happened then ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Another funny is when the orc horde in unison two years ago proclaimed themselves to be debt free and £16 million in the bank. Thus allowing the poor deluded fools to boast & brag about how much money they were saving up for an assault on the Premiership title at the first attempt, so what happened then ? It was all a lie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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