oily_butters Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 Is there any particular spot in the ground where u would recommend me and Austin316 can stand? Bare in mind I want a swatch of gingerblasties mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Is there any particular spot in the ground where u would recommend me and Austin316 can stand? Bare in mind I want a swatch of gingerblasties mrs L????k for a father moifi type figure with a black trilby hat n you wont be far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily_butters Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 With a banana in his pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerblastie Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Is there any particular spot in the ground where u would recommend me and Austin316 can stand? Bare in mind I want a swatch of gingerblasties mrs hahaha she is also a tad crazy and will rip your balls off..by the way we will be behind goals near cabin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily_butters Posted February 18, 2015 Author Share Posted February 18, 2015 Was in muirkirk for a pint in the crown on Sunday and got talking to a fellow about football and coupons as you do, I noticed he was wearing a muirkirk track suit, asked him if he had ever been up to kilbirnie on an away day he said "aye huv a, foo a hoors n comic singers!! Also the woman are humfybacket" can this be deemed true cos I told Austin316 and he ain't up for coming now!!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerblastie Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Was in muirkirk for a pint in the crown on Sunday and got talking to a fellow about football and coupons as you do, I noticed he was wearing a muirkirk track suit, asked him if he had ever been up to kilbirnie on an away day he said "aye huv a, foo a hoors n comic singers!! Also the woman are humfybacket" can this be deemed true cos I told Austin316 and he ain't up for coming now!!?? whit? Are you for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Was in muirkirk for a pint in the crown on Sunday and got talking to a fellow about football and coupons as you do, I noticed he was wearing a muirkirk track suit, asked him if he had ever been up to kilbirnie on an away day he said "aye huv a, foo a hoors n comic singers!! Also the woman are humfybacket" can this be deemed true cos I told Austin316 and he ain't up for coming now!!??PICASSO type post there ob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 hahaha she is also a tad crazy and will rip your balls off..by the way we will be behind goals near cabin Why behind the goals? You don't get a proper sense of depth. Lots of people do it at Hurlford and I've never understood why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin316 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'll just head to Glengarnock and meet you after the game mate. Was the guy in the track suit eekie? Self proclaimed ladies man he's probably got a wean in every town and village that muirkirk have every played in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily_butters Posted February 18, 2015 Author Share Posted February 18, 2015 Heard he's hung like a hoarse so could b true! Who's GKnock got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin316 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Aye his track suit needs a third leg a heard. Cheap booze and cheap birds that's what Glengarnock huz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerblastie Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Why behind the goals? You don't get a proper sense of depth. Lots of people do it at Hurlford and I've never understood why.stood in a few locations in our ground over the past 30 years..moved from main stand to other stand as we were fed up with certain fans that spouted shite all game and done nothing but brought our players down. it done our heads in..Then moved to corner area near cabins and we have stuck so it,. Ask fan of the juniors why.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
passbackdave Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Then moved to corner area near cabins and we have stuck so it,. Ask fan of the juniors why.. drink lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The'FORD Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Was in muirkirk for a pint in the crown on Sunday and got talking to a fellow about football and coupons as you do, I noticed he was wearing a muirkirk track suit, asked him if he had ever been up to kilbirnie on an away day he said "aye huv a, foo a hoors n comic singers!! Also the woman are humfybacket" can this be deemed true cos I told Austin316 and he ain't up for coming now!!??Sounds a bit like the story from a few months ago when a delivery driver arrived at my work. My work colleague accepted a parcel and they soon got chatting about football and the driver had said he had came through Hurlford. He asked what all the red n white flags on the lamp posts were for.? My colleague informed him that is was due to Hurlford United reaching the Scottish Junior cup final against Glenafton. "Glenafton"? "What ur they fae"? asked the driver. My colleague told him "New Cumnock" "Och it's foo oh hoors n fitba players" quipped the driver. My colleague's faced turned to rage as he let rip at the driver. "Ma wife's fae New Cumnock"!!!!! "Really...... .......and what position does she play! Colleague 0 Driver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fan of the juniors Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 stood in a few locations in our ground over the past 30 years..moved from main stand to other stand as we were fed up with certain fans that spouted shite all game and done nothing but brought our players down. it done our heads in..Then moved to corner area near cabins and we have stuck so it,. Ask fan of the juniors why.. No just drink as Dave alludes to lol Also where our flag goes & we stand there to defend it ha ha Ok it's the drink then lol LADESIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily_butters Posted February 19, 2015 Author Share Posted February 19, 2015 There is more to life than drink lads!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fan of the juniors Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 There is more to life than drink lads!! Aye Drink & Fitba lol LADESIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oily_butters Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 You boys steamin yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurlfordmarty Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 aye mate still great day thanks for sandwiches n drink good luck blasties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon The Candy Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Sounds a bit like the story from a few months ago when a delivery driver arrived at my work. My work colleague accepted a parcel and they soon got chatting about football and the driver had said he had came through Hurlford. He asked what all the red n white flags on the lamp posts were for.? My colleague informed him that is was due to Hurlford United reaching the Scottish Junior cup final against Glenafton. "Glenafton"? "What ur they fae"? asked the driver. My colleague told him "New Cumnock" "Och it's foo oh hoors n fitba players" quipped the driver. My colleague's faced turned to rage as he let rip at the driver. "Ma wife's fae New Cumnock"!!!!! "Really...... .......and what position does she play! Colleague 0 Driver 1 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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