Grim O'Grady Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I was wandering what to do with myself yesterday, ya know what it's like pre-season boredom like. So I thought I'd go for a swim, I walked round to Ainslie park public baths. The pool was shut so I went down the pub.. This morning I thought well me towel n trunks are still bagged, I'll check what time they open. Here's what the site says... Please not that due to an incident in the swimming pool, Ainslie Park pool will be closed until 7.30am on Monday morning (29th June). Please contact reception on 0131 551 2400 if you have any queries. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused. So it got me thinking have any of our fellow Pee n Beers managed to shut down a public baths or other convenience? Tell us your stories? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Someone shat in the pool at Grangemouth one time I was there - they sent the the wee autobot thing scurrying around the bottom ofthe pool to clean it all up ... mustv'e only been shut for a couple of hours tops. The shit at Ainslie park must've been like a nuclear sub if it was shut for a day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Must've been dispersed diarrhoea as opposed to a dirty sinker at Ainslie.Fancy meeting you here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 The pool will be closed for as long as it takes to filter the volume of said pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I need to watch this whole film again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 How do you know it was definitely a jobby? Well Throb, they won't shut it for pish, could be blood maybe, but that's not as funny has a turd is it? It was only done up last year so I doubt the roof fell in? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 I regularly wander what to do with myself. Like a cloud? Ok I was wondering then, Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 28, 2015 Author Share Posted June 28, 2015 I sometimes go for a poo at the poolside toilets and take my phone in with me for fun No photies, didn't happen. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Isis, i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Isis, i reckon. Sounds more likely it was a Shi'ite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I read recently that chlorine on its own doesn't sting your eyes but when it's mixed with urine, sweat and jobby it attacks it which causes the stinging. Next time your eyes are stinging in the pool you'll know you have pish, sweat and jobbies in your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I drowned and murdered someone in a pool party at some TV presenters house years ago, Micheal something or other he was called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I drowned and murdered someone in a pool party at some TV presenters house years ago, Micheal something or other he was called Didn't you catch a mobile phone at Ibrox too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I drowned and murdered someone in a pool party at some TV presenters house years ago, Micheal something or other he was called Obviously not Michael Barrymore's infamous escapade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Perth swimmies used to do a Saturday night disco for under 15's or 16's. Can remember the outside pool having to close cause someone shat themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I once saw a pretty depressed looking attendant trying to scoop runny poo out of the babies' pool at Stirling's Rainbow Baths. Dead in the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Didn't you catch a mobile phone at Ibrox too? No I caught scabies there once though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killiesquirrel Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I think that was the shite flinger in me being first to respond, Sarge... FTFY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 I drowned and murdered someone in a pool party at some TV presenters house years ago, Micheal something or other he was called That's not funny. Someone lost their son that night, and the whole nation lost Strike It Lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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