Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 A dipstick for a Suffolk Punch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: A dipstick for a Suffolk Punch. Oh no, this is very, very everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I am gagging to get in the sun and get drunk and lairy but I have to work, then I have to do a load of crappy chores and pack the car, then I have to pick up kid from school, wife from airport and then I have to immediately drive to the Highlands after work. Raging. Why can't a man be a man? Where in the Highlands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: Where in the Highlands? I don't know! Possibly near Ullapool or Oban. I've got the details at home somewhere. Some lochside lodge (not that kind) with sauna, hot tub etc. Dog friendly too so looking forward to sharing a beer with the whippet in the Jacuzzi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: I don't know! Possibly near Ullapool or Oban. I've got the details at home somewhere. Some lochside lodge (not that kind) with sauna, hot tub etc. Dog friendly too so looking forward to sharing a beer with the whippet in the Jacuzzi. Quite a difference in location between the two of them! If it had been Dingwall I'd have considered letting you buy me a pint, but nae luck on that front for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Quite a difference in location between the two of them! If it had been Dingwall I'd have considered letting you buy me a pint, but nae luck on that front for you. Not been for a few years but a few times we stayed in a wee cottage near Rogie Falls. Pretty sweet as it had its own boat pond. The highlight was always getting to pop into Wimpy in Dingwall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just to keep the peace with his lordship Rugster, here is an everyday object. I have taken a photo of said everyday object and present it for your consideration thusly: Laptop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Is it a slightly bent tent peg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Not a laptop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Bee's antenna? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Not tent peg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Or a bee antenna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Bee's leg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 coathanger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I will bee busy for a few hours so here's a clue. On downmarket, x-rated versions of the sort of shows a chap may stumble across on the far-flung tv channels, whilst relaxing in a gentlemanly manner, ladies have been known to urinate into an item just like this one we are trying to identify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 I've never seen ladies urinate on television. Online yes but TV? Perhaps the only time I have is in The Full Monty... So is it a urinal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: I've never seen ladies urinate on television. Online yes but TV? Perhaps the only time I have is in The Full Monty... So is it a urinal? Maybe the online version of the tv show. Not a urinal. Everyday household item. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I will bee busy for a few hours so here's a clue. On downmarket, x-rated versions of the sort of shows a chap may stumble across on the far-flung tv channels, whilst relaxing in a gentlemanly manner, ladies have been known to urinate into an item just like this one we are trying to identify. A German gimp mask mouth guard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: A German gimp mask mouth guard? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 A bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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