Dindeleux Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Romeo said: The people who go on the Jeremy Kyle show know exactly what they are getting themselves into. Attention seeking slum dwelling idiots usually who think that being humiliated on TV is worth is for a night in a hotel and a few drinks. I've got a mate who is a bit of a knob and him and his missus were willing to create some big family drama and then apply to the show just for the night away and, according to him, the £500 per person you get for applying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 15 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I've got a mate who is a bit of a knob and him and his missus were willing to create some big family drama and then apply to the show just for the night away and, according to him, the £500 per person you get for applying. Now there's an idea. My sister refuses to buy unsalted butter. I find it intolerable. Oh dear, I guess I am too late now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Now there's an idea. My sister refuses to buy unsalted butter. I find it intolerable. Oh dear, I guess I am too late now.Unsalted butter? I hope Jeremy tears you a new arsehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I've got a mate who is a bit of a knob and him and his missus were willing to create some big family drama and then apply to the show just for the night away and, according to him, the £500 per person you get for applying. It's you, isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Romeo said: It's you, isn't it? No, there is absolutely no way I'm doing a lie detector test on national TV. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Dindeleux said: No, there is absolutely no way I'm doing a lie detector test on national TV. Aye, they might ask you who your big team is 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 49 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Unsalted butter? I hope Jeremy tears you a new arsehole. Think thats Ron Jeremy your thinking of. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 4 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: An old friend of mine was on it years ago for a paternity test, he was the winner as the kids were proven to be his. The mother then took him to court to get money off him, he won this also as it was discovered she was a bit of a mad junkie and he got custody of the kids. He still has a VHS of it. I've written out a big list of winners. Your mate isn't on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Romeo said: Aye, they might ask you who your big team is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Dindeleux said: I've got a mate who is a bit of a knob and him and his missus were willing to create some big family drama and then apply to the show just for the night away and, according to him, the £500 per person you get for applying. Is this true or are you just having us on? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 7 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: An old friend of mine was on it years ago for a paternity test, he was the winner as the kids were proven to be his. The mother then took him to court to get money off him, he won this also as it was discovered she was a bit of a mad junkie and he got custody of the kids. He still has a VHS of it. The Jeremy Kyle Show began in 2005. Who was still using VHS then?! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, LincolnHearts said: Is this true or are you just having us on? This is actually true. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 One thing I’ve always wondered about with shows like these are the lie detector tests. These tests are notoriously unreliable, so much so that the police don’t use them. There’s been over a thousand episodes of Jeremy Kyle. I imagine there’s a test every episode or so, so when you add it up, that’s quite a lot of wrong results. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The Jeremy Kyle Show began in 2005. Who was still using VHS then?! ^^^ moved onto Betamax in 2004 type post. Edited May 14, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 People wondering why Jeremy Kyle has an audience would do well to remember this is a country where Gemma Collins makes a living from being a celebrity. If you wish to farm idiots, you are on fertile ground. 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4239506/jeremy-kyle-show-cancelled-guest-died-drug-overdose-failed-lie-detector-test-cheating/Guy failed lie detector test and died of a drug overdose few days later. Mad shagging 63 year old. Fair play to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 49 minutes ago, throbber said: Don’t see the problem with his show overall, Calling Cards Of Morons thread for this pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick boy Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Don’t see the problem with his show overall, people chose to go on the it because they get paid decent money and they get his opinions because it’s his show and they are standing before him waiting to be judged. There has been thousands of shows that he’s done, people going on it are going through a hard time for what ever reasons and it’s not his fault or the shows fault if someone wants to go off and kill themselves after.P&B's resident tory ^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Don’t see the problem with his show overall, people chose to go on the it because they get paid decent money and they get his opinions because it’s his show and they are standing before him waiting to be judged. There has been thousands of shows that he’s done, people going on it are going through a hard time for what ever reasons and it’s not his fault or the shows fault if someone wants to go off and kill themselves after.Its hard for a lot of people to get their heads round seemingly, but slowly surely, and probably because the govt dont want to pay for better mental healthcare, you just arent going to get away with blowing someones mental health to smithereens then absolving yourself of responsibility anymore. I think its coming for employers mostly, but in this case its the same thing. Peoples happiness will soon be considered part of their health. I welcome it because it will result in the destruction of morons like Kyle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Its hard for a lot of people to get their heads round seemingly, but slowly surely, and probably because the govt dont want to pay for better mental healthcare, you just arent going to get away with blowing someones mental health to smithereens then absolving yourself of responsibility anymore. I think its coming for employers mostly, but in this case its the same thing. Peoples happiness will soon be considered part of their health. I welcome it because it will result in the destruction of morons like Kyle You're absolutely correct but still a million miles away from it unfortunately. Government, employers etc I suspect have absolutely no idea how to deal with mental health issues. In fairness it's an incredibly complex issue as everyone's mental health problems are different, but companies can't just apply a blanket, one size fits all policy to address it so they're shitting themselves. The other sad thing about things like Kyle is whilst some go for the night in a hotel and free booze, I'm sure plenty go on because they don't feel they have access or can afford any actual help for their issues elsewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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