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The old 'glass to the ear while other hand motioning furiously' trick, eh?

Something like that, but instead of holding a glass to the wall, I'm trying to bore a hole through it for a fly peek.

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The sound of my next door neighbour aggressively humping his girlfriend.

Off topic, but see if I hear that, I wait until it gets to the vinegar strokes then bang on the wall shouting "stop making so much fucking noise". With some luck it'll really f**k up their perfect moment! :lol:

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Off topic, but see if I hear that, I wait until it gets to the vinegar strokes then bang on the wall shouting "stop making so much fucking noise". With some luck it'll really f**k up their perfect moment! :lol:

How can you tell he's on the vinegars? You either have extremely thin walls, or your neighbour's like something out of a bad scud movie.

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I remember Adam coming up to visit me in Aberdeen one weekend. I also remember we obviously pissed my neighbours off something awful as they went out and slammed their front door in an exceptionally loud manner.

Ah well, their baby crying used to wake me up in the night, so I don't feel too guilty.

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How can you tell he's on the vinegars? You either have extremely thin walls, or your neighbour's like something out of a bad scud movie.

It's been a few years since I've done that, but normally gauged by the shouting and speed of thumps emanating from behind the wall.

I've had a friend walk in while I've been 'on the nest' as it were, looking for skins. He's trying to hold a conversation with me while I am otherwise engaged in thinking other far more furtive thoughts.

It wasn't until I stopped looked up at him and told him to f**k off that he noticed (how he didn't at first I don't know). He stopped and stared unsure what to do or say. My then girlfriend, who was a complete star btw, pushed me back lifting the sheet at the time to show her (rather nice, I have to say) breasts and said, "there you go, if you want something to look at, now f**k off!"

Needless to say his embarrassment broke the spell and he hurriedly shuffled away. I did hear him stopping others coming into our room a couple of hours later too ..

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Anyway, sorry for that little window into my more youthful days, back on topic...

Gogol Bordello vs. Tamir Muskat: "Panic so charming (what the f**k style)".

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