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sorry totally off subject.

got new satellite system installed i my house which i pick up most 3pm football game, celtic rangers and most of prem league.

also s h i t loads of films, also about 50 to 60 porn channels. far cheaper than s k y cost £10 a month but about £700 for equipment fully installed. this is the dogs bollocks honestly. look up liveonsat.com and see the games you get. click on top left of screen where it says daily and go to saturday and sunday to see all uk games on.

pm me and and tell you who to phone for installation.

am a big liverpool fan and aint missed a game all season.

liveonsat.com look this up!!. far cheaper than s k y

pm me any questions

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sorry totally off subject.

got new satellite system installed i my house which i pick up most 3pm football game, celtic rangers and most of prem league.

also s h i t loads of films, also about 50 to 60 porn channels. far cheaper than s k y cost £10 a month but about £700 for equipment fully installed. this is the dogs bollocks honestly. look up liveonsat.com and see the games you get. click on top left of screen where it says daily and go to saturday and sunday to see all uk games on.

pm me and and tell you who to phone for installation.

am a big liverpool fan and aint missed a game all season.

liveonsat.com look this up!!. far cheaper than s k y

pm me any questions

The £700 just for the installation, you can get the best tv package on Sky, free evening and weekend calls and the internet for 14 months. Thats without your £10 a month :P.

And by the time those 14 months are up "liveonsat.com" will probably be out the game :lol:

Ps Why are you posting this here?

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sorry totally off subject.

got new satellite system installed i my house which i pick up most 3pm football game, celtic rangers and most of prem league.

also s h i t loads of films, also about 50 to 60 porn channels. far cheaper than s k y cost £10 a month but about £700 for equipment fully installed. this is the dogs bollocks honestly. look up liveonsat.com and see the games you get. click on top left of screen where it says daily and go to saturday and sunday to see all uk games on.

pm me and and tell you who to phone for installation.

am a big liverpool fan and aint missed a game all season.

liveonsat.com look this up!!. far cheaper than s k y

pm me any questions

If I knew you liked Liverpool I would have never sent you those tips! Luckily for you, your posts crack me up

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If I knew you liked Liverpool I would have never sent you those tips! Luckily for you, your posts crack me up

lol nothing wrong with liverpool :):)

where else do you get all that live football for that.

dont knock it til you look up liveonsat.com

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lol nothing wrong with liverpool :):)

where else do you get all that live football for that.

dont knock it til you look up liveonsat.com

Please spam that mince in bargain basement. I instead have a season ticket for local team and have Sky to keep me amused on a sunday.

Plenty wrong with Liverpool

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Event: Southwell; 13:20

Market: Race winner

Selection: Todays The Day@9/4 loser

Event: Fakenham; 13:30

Market: Race winner

Selection: No Greater Love@7/4 loser(back to couldnt pick my nose)

Event: Folkestone; 13:40

Market: Race winner

Selection: Rustarix@11/8 winner

£2 patent

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3.40 Folkestone Tram Express 14/1

3.30 Fakenham Nothingtodeclaire 16/1

2.50 Southwell Classical Rhythm 16/1 4th :(

3.50 Southwell Inch Lodge 12/1

E/W Singles, E/W Doubles, E/W Lucky 15. Really don't fancy any.

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Was it definatly pepedog posting the Tips on the other forum? I thought it was someone else who had been pm'ing me asking for info :lol:

lol i was on nightshift so i wasnt the reason. DJP gave me tip early afternoon and price came in just before off. was watching teletext at my work. check your pm DJP and clear this matter please. think you gave me tip between 2 and 3.

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lol i was on nightshift so i wasnt the reason. DJP gave me tip early afternoon and price came in just before off. was watching teletext at my work. check your pm DJP and clear this matter please. think you gave me tip between 2 and 3.

lol, was reffering from ages ago. I am sure SS was just joking.

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BANNED FROM WAL-MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least ..

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!

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any chance someone can give this c**t a warning? he is consistently spamming threads and getting on my tits!

because you give alot to each forum. 373 posts in 3years lol :lol:

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