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  1. UKOK! Vote NO to a republic of Scotland tomorrow. #bettertogether

  2. I don't think WaffnThnMint likes me. I want to make it up to him - any ideas? :(

  3. Ayr are pish. Can anyone offer a counter argument?

  4. It's fucking "lose" you fucking imbeciles, not "loose"

  5. This truly is pure sex http://t.co/7ZMZyq6I4W Yes, I keep going on about it but it's the best kit in several years.

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      If by sex you mean getting pummeled off your old man, then I agree.

  6. Think I scared Ryan Williamson after the game yesterday in Legends shouting "Haw, you got ID?" at him.

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      I'm sick of seeing what japes you're up to, Gordie. My life pales in comparison to the laugh-a-minute existence you lead.

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  7. St.Mirren's new kit? What was that Billy Connolly sketch about YELLOW again?

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      just saw his Wigtown and Bladnoch Under 13's side knocked out in the first qualifying round of the Dumfries and Galloway Junior Spring Five-a-sides Tournament. #FM14

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  8. Feeder are a good band IMO. Definitely don't get the credit they deserve.

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      has seen his ______ team beaten in the ______. #FM14

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  9. has seen his Livingston team beaten in the Scottish Cup Third Round. #FM14

  10. Missed X Factor. Is Wagner still in, aye ?

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      Wagner follows me on Twitter and DM'd me saying "Thanks, Ross. All the best!"

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  11. Swing low sweet chariot gazza's here for 9 in a row.

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      9 whats in a row? Straight-up bottles of whisky? Punches to his ex-wife's gut?

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  12. Just realised I got my first warning there for the word "spacker" lol

  13. Just ripped the heel of my shoe off by accident. I only bought the fuckers on Saturday morning!!! Seething beyond words right now!!!!1111!!!!

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      Reebok normally make durable shoes, this must just be a freak incident...

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  14. Annan Harbour Festival 2013 http://t.co/vj7ShwNRFm

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      Just wasted 9 minutes of my life waiting for a shark attack

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  15. There's a right sexy b*****d just past the 19 minute mark on this http://t.co/Ty8kdjcTUw

  16. Just kicked out some guy from my pub in Paisley who randomly offering his 'services to me' with a wink and a cheeky smile. #disturbingscenes

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      Chastity belts on, boys, this is a potentially dangerous situation

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  17. Really wish someone would give me a job that's more than 5 hours a week in Glasgow or Paisley

    1. the_bully_wee

      the_bully_wee

      I'll employ you as my personal bitch for 50p an hour

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  18. Just a few hours to go and hopefully will be watching Pars lift the Youth Cup for the 2nd time

  19. What do you call it when a female sheep reneges on a promise and instead does the opposite.A ewe turn.

  20. Any one fancy giving me a doing on FIFA on PS3 ? Gamertag is same as always

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