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Stuck ten quid on Liverpool to win the Premiership with Ladbrokes, Handicap of +9, @ 6/1 but it only paid out half since Stoke finished in a dead-heat. Still, cannae argue with 35 quid

Oooh a lesbian storyline, that is so last month and so Home & Away!

I can just about remember 21, feckin time of my life. Try turning 35 mate, nearly 40 and half way through life (if you believe the three score and ten bible pish).

Is anyone on here "irritatedbatman"? Received a friend request but haven't a clue who they are!!

tartanroo

I don't think you're alone, that would have freaked me out as well. I'd probably have tried to glue it back on. My wee bro had his 2nd on Sunday. Really proud to be an Uncle again.

Aye fantastic bit of skill and it won the match imho.

Memory is a bit hazy of that episode but am sure Angelo was in the bushes having a whizz, he heard some rustling in some nearby bushes thought it was that nasty builder bloke so pulled out his gun and fired a couple of shots. Then when he went to investigate saw that he'd actually popped Jack. If you think that was good just wait until you see the episode when Alf (ya flamin galah) finds out that Bridget has been lying to her. He goes absolutely apeshit, kidnaps her, ties her up, takes her out in a speedboat from the hire shop to the middle of the ocean and throws her over the side with a couple of heavy metal objects, oh drat shouldn't have said that..... Anyway, we need a dedicated H&Q thread, someone start it please as I have to go to bed!

Ruby? Jailbait mate! Best to stick to the older burds like Charlie and Kirsty. Wow I always thought that the UK were miles behind Oz for the storylines. H&A you're about a week behind, Neebs not so sure because as I said I rarely watch it.

There should be a separate thread for H&A. I never used to watch it in the UK but am addicted to it now, I think it's thon polis woman?! Never really watch Neighbours though. Can someone tell me what the latest storylines being shown in the UK are for both so I don't give away anything that's been shown here in Oz.

Probably not quite as shite as Australia. Another ODI loss to the Kiwis, now 0-2 down in the series.

Some sort of awards ceremony for Aussie cricketers last night (Allan Border medal). How in the name of feck can Ricky Ponting win Best Cricketer of the Year? His skills with the bat should be completely negated by his team's cuffing by India, South Africa and probable tanning by New Zealand.

Aussie cricket at an all time low now, beaten by the Kiwis in the first ODI.

Andrew Symonds in trouble again!

Has nobody been to see Australia? Good grief people c'mon, this country is relying on mugs eh cinema goers to watch this guff eh excellent film, fall in love with Oz then spend your hard earned pounds flying across here for a holiday.

Warner not too hot tonight, skittled (if that's the right term?) for only 7

Hayden retires from international cricket Just been announced

Strangely enough, yes, it was on the tv so I watched it! Fantastic performance, 6 sixes and 7 fours or something like that. Pity he didn't get the ton. Maybe the Aussie selectors should invite more blokes off the street to join their team.

Books I've read since I moved to Oz; Zulu by Saul David Down Under by Bill Bryson If you liked school, you'll love work by Irvine Welsh Deception Point by Dan Brown

Hayden dropped by the Aussie selectors but he's refusing to retire.

National disaster declared across here!

Now I dislike cricket as much as the next bloke but even I admit to watching the test against South Africa. What an end to the game. SA needed 414 to win and they did it! Second best run chase in history I believe.

Not sure if you're getting any highlights of the current Australia v South Africa test in the UK? Always funny when Ponting goes for a duck

Just back from the Kylie gig. Never been a massive fan of her music but she puts on one hell of a good show.

Quantum of Solace - thought it was OK 6/10