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Absolute banger of a theme tune, too: a platinum-selling, number-one-hitting theme tune – originally recorded as library music – which, according to Wikipedia, went on to become one of the 12 best-selling singles of the '70s! (So... The twelfth-best, presumably?) CONTENT WARNING: Contains graphic scenes of Noel Edmonds, which some viewers might find distressing.

Tell 'em, Bobby.

Might that free up David McCallum to take on a managerial role somewhere? My own feeling would be that Queen's might be a better fit, though, and therefore a more likely destination than Dens. Also, is that Stephen Wright, the former Aberdeen & Rangers full-back?

Alternative "romantic returnees": David McCallum Billy Stark Alan Irvine Fergie The ghosts of Andrew Watson, Toffee Bob & Wattie Arnott (co-managers)

Listen, they know what they're talking about, and the Gretna jibes aren't going away any time soon. We'll all just have to... ...Makepeace with it. [YEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!]