An Sionnach
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I saw kilt photographed in the Winner section of the Daily Retard at the Berwick game on Saturday.
After two POTY nights this weekend my stomach was weak enough.
Oh the shame!
If you take a close look you'll see that I'm shagging GalaKev's inflatable sheep! 
And that's Kilt Junior in the green jacket to my right! I'm a BAD, BAD parent! 
90 minutes of football and they chose that 5 seconds to take my photie - Daily Retard indeed!
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Ball lumps dont kill you, Punto's do,
Im a fucking Punto and I might kill you.
Glad you're still with us, matey! 
I was walking home the other night by Kings Inch Road/Ferry Road and there was a car, sidways on to a T-Junction by the 'Ferry Nice' Sandwich shop with a feck-off great crunched-in front bumper and bonnet.....
......but there was no other car involved visible, nor glass debris or anything and no evidence of a flattened lamppost or pillar box, big chunk out of a wall etc
I have no idea what she must have hit or how she came by that great v-shaped dint in the front of her car. Totally mystifying! 
And, yes, it was a she, no, I make no judgements on women drivers and, no, I wasn't about to walk up and ask her how she did it!
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£100 for a meeting??
Jesus man, that's steep! I know of a cheapish one, I deal with him frequently
I'm just guessing on past experience.
I had two 30 minute meetings with him and he sent two letters so, 1 meeting and another letter = £100. You never know, I might get a 'frequent flyers' type discount soon!
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Another Solicitor's meeting today. That's a further £100 without getting anywhere!
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You mess with the bull....you get the horn!
Oooh, matron! 0 -
No, I'm a long way from growing a beard, buying a kilt and slobbering like a hormonal teen over anything in a skirt.
Thanks for asking though!
OUCH! That's me well and truly told, then! 
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I think you'll be heading to the divorce courts pretty soon after that
I wonder if they're talking to each other yet
.........or is Monster still in the spare room. 0 -
I have no idea.
I did type something, thicko.
*Sits back and waits for more marital based entertainment*
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Grown men who really should act their age and keep their ill-informed comments to themselves. Was it something I said?! 0
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I just think Hibs are a far better footballing side, and alot better to watch as I love seeing all their young players coming through and playing football how it should be played.
Hibs are one of the best footballing sides in the SPL. There currently 6th, but i'd much rather watch them than Hearts, Aberdeen or Kilmarnock who are all above them.
But you support a bunch of losers. What could you possibly know about football!
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Shockeroonie!
And it took you 5 minutes to quote me, edit and post it.....
Must try harder!
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Fighting? Nah, you two can do that! I'm just being a gentleman and defending the good lady's honour*b
*this may or may not be questionable.
And here was me banking on her being dishonourable!
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HAW YOU!
Of course this could all backfire with L-M getting too bigheaded what with you, me AND Gaz fighting over her!
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Only if you can sneak me on an Easyjet flight to Bristol that week
Actually, after tomorrow, I have the rest of this week off anyway
:D That could be arranged!
But a week in sunny Glasgow would be far more enjoyable* than shacking up with that Smurf again, surely?! *Proviso - not necessarily 'enjoyable' for you, but hey!
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Thanks lads, but the commute to work would be a bugger
Take the week off!
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My ceiling caved in. Can I come and sleep on someone's sofa?
0141 952 6... I'll PM you!
Gaz Posted Yesterday, 23:18QUOTE(Lyn-Marie @ Apr 22 2007, 14:39)
My ceiling caved in. Can I come and sleep on someone's sofa?
Well, hello there!
Gaz, leave it son, I saw her first!
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Oh shit mate.
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I got an unpleasant shock this morning. The Wharf Pub in Yoker Ferry Road.....
.....has been totally burnt out.
Coincidentally, this listed building has just been bought by the construction company that are building new luxury houses right next to it. Rumour has it that some of their construction workers sneaked into the pub last night and torched it, rather than have the inconvenience of going through planning permission process for demolishing a listed building.
If that's true.......They're SCUM!
I spent many a happy hour there, sitting on the sun terrace, enjoying the food, drink and good company. A sad, sad loss for the Yoker community.
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Back on topic.....
....and bloody good it was too.
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Now I have f**k all to do all day, and have to sit about w@nking.
What do you expect from a teenage Arbroath fan....
Edit: Apologies - that was an extremely childish post. I shall go for a calming cigarette and walk for 5 minutes and try and regain a sense of proportion and decent humour!
Feckin' crucial football matches - *sigh*
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Waiting for Saturday......
**See Third Division Forum and all will become clear.....
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Scat thread in nightshift for this!
Not literally, you donut! Ach, nevermind...........
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Coming back from a weekend off and a two day training course to find a pile of shite in my in-tray.
Thanks for covering in my absence colleagues - NOT! 0 -
Might explain why she's so condescending however, maybe you look like you need a good mothering?*
*sorry about leaving kilt such a massive target.
There were SO many smutty double-entendres I could have used that my mind just overloaded, short-circuited and went blank! Window of opportunity now closed. 0
And that's Kilt Junior in the green jacket to my right! I'm a BAD, BAD parent! 
I have no idea what she must have hit or how she came by that great v-shaped dint in the front of her car. Totally mystifying! 
Oooh, matron! 
.........or is Monster still in the spare room. 
:D 
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Yes, I have two children!
They are both normal - they take after their mother! 
