An Sionnach
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Leave Kilt alone. He's like your mad drunken uncle at weddings - all 'give us a kiss' and dodgy dance moves.
Thanks for your support, Monster
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Why turn this around on to me? I'm pretty confident that nobody on here wants to read three or four posts a day from you complaining that your wife isn't giving you any. Time and a place, Kilt. Seriously!
Once is a joke, more than once and I begin to question your sense of humour!
Sam, I referred to this twice - in jest - get over it. My marriage is fucked - I'm having to deal with that as best as I can!
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You sad old pervert.
This coming from someone called 'Vice'
The term vice is also popularly applied to various activities considered immoral by some; a list of these might include the use of alcohol and other recreational drugs, gambling, recklessness, cheating, lying, selfishness. It is also used in reference to police vice units who persecute crimes associated with these activities. Often, vice particularly designates a failure to comply with the sexual mores of the time and place: sexual promiscuity, homosexuality.
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I'd have to put him on ignore if the regularity of his sex-mentions increased any further.
A simple NO THANKS would have sufficed! 
Do you have to take everything posted on here so seriously though? I find that rather sad in soemone so young!
And Dave, it's sex NOT socks I'm lacking!
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Tossers at bus stances. No. 60 pulls in at Central Road, Paisley at the only available space. Crowds milling round and I pull out my pass and walk towards said bus. Tosser in a Barcelona shirt pushes in front and says 'There's a fecking queue pal, wait your turn'. I look round to see three other people and then look in the bus to see only five people on it.
'What's your problem - you've got on the bus first'
'There's a fecking queue and you pushed in'
'No I didn't - there's no queue , you've got on first and there's plenty of seats. It's not like you're going to be standing'
'c***s like you shouldn't push in'
'Don't be such a muppet, ya fuckwit'
Cue another wonderful start to the day. It's only a shame he got off at the stop before mine or I'd have smacked the fecker in the puss!
(I think I'm so angry because I haven't had a shag lately - any offers?!
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senior pupils such as myself.
Can't you take your chum Romauld with you on the bus. They wouldn't dare muck you about then!
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Wow I had no idea only two people worked there. Kilt can you lock up, I'm off today. Oh and empty the bins on the Baltic Air Tupolev before your next cup of tea could you?
I'll tie a broom to my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it! 
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Must be great to have time to stop for a cuppa at work
Meal breaks
2.2.6 One hour is normally allowed for lunch on any full working day, but the length of mid-day meal breaks may be varied to a minimum of 30 minutes on domestic or medical grounds. For grades conditioned to net weekly working hours the lunchtime meal break is generally one hour: FWH scheme provides for ½ to 2 hours.
It's in the contract as breaks are compulsory under Health & Safety legislation! By law you have to have at least one 30 minute break during the full-time working day!
(Yes, I know - pedant alert!
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People at work who use the last of the water in the kettle then don't bother re-filling it!
And when you only realise that the tea bag had burst when you gulp the last of your cupful and get a mouthful of tea leaves!
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That avatar is slightly worrying.
I agree, Gaz!
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forcing my wean with the stookie and crutches to dodge round them
You see someone on crutches or in a wheelchair and you move aside to give them a little room, no?
Could your wean not have lowped them with one of his crutches?
That would have got them oot the wa' damned smartish! 0 -
Cats and their natural instincts!
Found two dead mice on the living room floor this morning, one of which had been disembowelled by either my female tabby - who is the one who catches them - or my black tom cat. Being a bloke, he's too fat and lazy to go out and catch them himself - he just nicks them off his sister to play with when she brings them in! I have a bell collar round her neck but this hasn't stopped her hunting these poor critters to death!
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Na, you don't know him Nick. Do you have someone else in mind who you think it could be though?
Possibly, but there's so many of the Tweedmouth Ultras that could fit the bill!
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People who can do no wrong in the eyes of their parents. Like my mate. Always acts the arse, always making a tit of himself, but its always somebody elses fault. He gets a lickin for being a cheeky c**t and then goes and takes the lad who punched him to court and wins money for it.
Then this Saturday gets mortal, shouts a load of abuse at a girl and keeps on going on at her all night. She eventually smacks him one and he rolls around the floor like a tit and calls the police. But his girlfriend blames us for getting him drunk!!
Didn't realise he was any different from us and needs us to look after him. He acts like a tit because he can get away with it, and he always does.Do I get three guesses as to who this is?!
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Drive - The Wedding Present!
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Waiting for the Guns - The Wedding Present B) ...
...while I'm at work counting Landing Cards. Free downloads - feckin FANTASTIC!!
Saints1884...
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This...
It's an excellent sudy about relationships, friendships and lost love but it unsettled me all the way through by its background subject matter.....
Recommend it though! 0 -
Fan Boy
Kilt
Cheeky f'cker!
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Dreadful slur on my productivity.
Details of the new one here: Get your money outAnd I'm about a quarter of the way through the one after that. In between posts, obviously.
Excellent news. I shall camp outside Waterstone's in Braehead this instant! Nigel Rees is still pish, though! How much do you get for being on the panel and is it worth it?!
Edit: I should add that your contributions do raise it above the level of Radio 4 mediocrity......(smarm, smarm...
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C*nt.
(Actually, it's my own least favourite. But the new one is the berries.
)New one?!?
What's it called - when's it out, or are you still calling All Fun And Games your new one. If you are, then stop smooching with Nigel Rees and his Quote, Unquote pish and start working! 0 -
Just got my ticket for The Wedding Present, ABC Sauchiehall Street June 5th - the day before my 46th! B) Oh yaaas!
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Desparate to get a ticket for the Wedding Present at the ABC Sauchiehall Street. Don't have a credit card so can't buy one on line and will have to go there in person! I know it's not until June but I haven't been to a gig for ages, they're one of my favourite bands and it's on the day before my birthday!
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The rain blattering off the office windows!
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Lightening Seeds - Life of Riley
It's drifting out of the bosses office, so he must be up to his eyes in work then!
Never was that song more appropriate! 0 -
Jimi Hendrix?? Sod off. Skip track!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?! SOD OFF?!?!?!
*cough, splutter* Blasphemy, Sacrilege!
A true original musical genius, one of the best guitarists in the world, you should be ashamed of yourself, young lady!
*mumbles acidly to himself about the 'yoof of today' before sloping off for a herbal cigarette and fond memories of kaftans, peace and love........*
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Sorry, Sam - I won't mention it again! 
Details of the new one here: 
Excellent news. I shall camp outside Waterstone's in Braehead this instant!
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