An Sionnach
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Drumchapel neds and teenage sons.
Two drugged-up crazies on the station platform last night threatening some couple with a screwdriver for being 'grasses'. I put Mrs Kilt on the train, thinking they had gone, but they jumped on at the last minute. I contact the passenger assistance line and they say they'll call the polis. Mrs Kilt phones me 10 minutes later to say she's OK but they mugged some guy, nicked his wallet and legged it off the train at Westerton. Had me feckin worried about her safety for a while though!
Then I get a phone call later on from Mrs Kilt saying our teenage son hasn't come back to her house. Turns out he's stopped off at her new flat and wants to stay the night there, states he can't get back to Mrs Kilt's house because he hasn't got the bus fare but if his sister drops his uniform off at school on Monday, he'll get changed there!
Cue Mrs kilt's frantic phone call to me to sort it out, who then has to trail off to Whiteinch to collar the young reprobate and haul him off to his mother's gaff in Parkhead. Finally got back at 11:30 last night and overslept this morning, being 2 hours late for work! Not happy!
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I have to drive the Drouthy bus tomorrow, therefore i won't be drinking.
No excuse to leave ayrgirl behind this time then!
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Good move of my little sister getting in tow with a mechanic!
Is it too soon to resort to the carry On School of Comedy's I bet she gets a regular good service' 'Is that your dipstick or are you just pleased to see me' type quips?!
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Colds!
Bugger's got the better of me - I'm off hame!
ACHOOOOOO!!!!
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I need to do an essay so i'm going to be in University for some time today and am faced with the choice of enduring my hunger or walking the 7 minutes to the other building in the freezing cold for food. Then having to walk back again.
Dear gods, and I thought I had problems!
Walk the walk, ya lazy student fecker!
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A question here, when your cats are sick after eating too much/running around too quickly after eating, do they try and cover it up with something like they are embarrassed?
Not noticed that at all. My boy cat is the one that over-gorges himself if allowed (ie pushes his sister oot the wa'
) and has been sick occasionally.Doesn't try to cover it up, just sidles off as far away as he can and, if he could, would be nonchalently whistling whilst staring up into space like'it's nothing to do with me, boss!
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Now there is one up side to the wife moving out, I bet you don't go through so much shite roll.
True, but have you tried wiping yer arse with a cat?!
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Treasured loo roll, was it?
No, it was my last one before pay day arrived and I could afford to get some more!
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I think I will pass on that one. No offence! None taken! 0
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Do I detect a hint of jealousy?!
For a fee, I can post a pair of her used ones to you as an early Christams treat! 0 -
You dirty man!!!
She's STILL my wife!
Surely that's allowed, in the circumstances?! 
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I was going to post that she had a cheek asking you to help her move her stuff away and that if it was me I'd tell her to fucking well do it herself, until I remembered one pertinent reason why she probably couldn't do that
Quite!! However, on the plus side, it did give me a legitimate excuse to rummage through her underwear drawer!
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Taking two days off work to pack the rest of your wife's stuff up to transport to her new flat and finding a shed-load of shit on your desk when you return!
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Go to "My Controls" then "Edit profile Info" and then there is a toolbar thing at the top where you can type stuff into
You, sir, are a schentleman and a golar!
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Forgetting the previously supplied instructions on how to change this...
Golden Shoe Winner
...into a witty rejoinder of my own choosing, now I've passed the 5,000 mark!
But I'm sure some kind person will PM me with a reminder...!
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Being medically trained, are you able to identify which patient will die in Casualty before us mere mortals? Is that part of your training and if not, why not?
Chris, it's a TV drama - it's not real life!
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I've just been reading that for a few minutes and for the life of me i can't figure out what the hell her point is.
I hope none of the families involved see the site though. Extremely distasteful.
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Probably just as well, judging from the comments so far!
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Sorry auld yin, i couldn't resist!
This may surprise you to know, but i'm up this early because i.....have a job
No, really!
Well get on with it then! **Pot/Kettle - yeah, yeah, I know!
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That's terrible kilt!
It must be karma - walking through Duty Free they're playing Madness - My Girl's Mad At Me!
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That's terrible kilt!
If i was you i'd use another escort agency!
Oh gods, he's started already. What are you doing awake at this unearthly hour anyway! 0 -
Arriving home from work just shy of 2am to find the kitty litter tray afflicted by one very sick animal. Or perhaps even two.
I empathise with that scenario. First night we had our kittens we had them in our bedroom, to give them some comfort in their new surroundings, along with their litter box. Within 30 minutes there was a squelchy, farty sound as our little boy cat's upset stomach got the better of him. Cue us diving under the duvet to get away from the stench!
They slept downstairs after that, I can tell you!
My gripe this morning is WOMEN!
Particularly those one's that make concrete plans for your weekend last night, that they absolutely insist you go along with, then ring up this morning and change everything they've asked you to agree with at the drop of a hat! Fuxake! 0 -
I'm not sure where I stand now!
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Cue Mrs kilt's frantic phone call to me to sort it out, who then has to trail off to Whiteinch to collar the young reprobate and haul him off to his mother's gaff in Parkhead. Finally got back at 11:30 last night and overslept this morning, being 2 hours late for work! 
Surely that's allowed, in the circumstances?! 
Petty Things That Get On Your Nerves...
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Your sympathy is touching!