Scottydog

A pars fan walks into a pub with a pig under his arm. barman says "where the f**k did you get that?" pig replies "I won him in a raffle " how does a pars lass turn the light on after sex? she opens the car door. what does a pars lass say after sex? she says "do you all play for the same team then?" When having sex What does a pars fan use for protection? a bus shelter.

No French fries on my shoulders I just find you all rather sad that so many of you feel the need to constantly be on here. It's clearly a case of you all being more to be pitied than anything else. If it's just intelligent conversation you're looking for I could understand it but will any of you?

Oh dear you you have got it bad haven't you? ok just this once for the extremely hard of thinking, 90 % of us Raith fans are fairly well grounded and do actually know that in the grand scheme of things we are a wee team. Sadly there seems to be some kind of mass delusion at you end though as far too many of you see to think DAFC are Giants of the Scottish game, get over yourselves you aren't and you never have been....least not in in my lifetime but them again I've only been coming to football matches at SP for about 40 odd years. now away and do some colouring in or whatever it is you do when not posting shite on other teams forums.

I think you're wrong there Daz, I think he's a wee bit away from that yet. Can we take that as confirmation of the above then sport? What have you planned for the school holidays? Is yer mum taking out anywhere nice? you must be terribly bored that you are forever on here with your attempts at trolling, wise up its not big and it's definitely not clever.

its definitely Johnston not Johnson or Johnstone as its spelt my way. As I recall regarding the terracing the new concrete works behind the goals were done preseason in 1995 (and lasted 2 seasons before being ripped up again) but there was concrete there before that too. It was concreted (1950s probably) when the sheds were erected but only up so far as these shed coverings, from there to the back was ash and sleepers just like in the coo shed on the railway side.

Aye full power to deflector screens then? Poor fuckers they know fine their clubs image is perminently tarnished just like Sevco and Dundee with their shafting of creditors but they squirm and deflect to try to get out of the glare. My question is simple, are they Livvi in disguise?

Poet = Fail^^^^

Naw!

Why Sandy? he probably ticks it anyway.

Cheers bud same you and yours, I've always had a soft spot for the Angus clubs (admittedly less so for Montrose) and was disappointed to see them doing not so well last season. Hope Pongo and his team go on to have a successful season and get the better of these Gable-endies in the derbies.

Ha ha, he certainly is! What's more he should put the shit's up the pars forwards and most of the rest of the division, just as long as he's got at least Big Marv's ability too. New cult hero right enough by the looks of it. Right as for the other guys. from what I've seen myself and heard today I really hope we sign the Irish lad at number 16 , I know his name and seen plenty about him to hope he stays. I'm not sure he's been released by Sheff Utd but until we register him what else can they class him as? Although perhaps given the "Stacking shelves" line he dished out earlier maybe he has left the blades. Either way I'd be happy to see him signed up ASAP. Trialist #8 shows a bit of promise but unless there's enough cash to sign him and continue to develop him as a squad player I'm not sure we can keep him as well. Trialist #18 Looks like a tidy player but again he's one for the future and maybe isn't ready to be the player I think we will need sooner rather than later. Incidentally I'd say he is certainly not Readings Tarique Kumahl Malachi Akwesi Fosu-Henry as that Fosu-Henry not only looks different, but is a out and out midfielder and about 100 MPH faster than the guy we have.

Delusions of grandeur, superiority adequacy.

Yawn, you're a fud!

Can I have an "A" please Bob?

None of the above IMO, but you are coming across as a complete cock!

You wouldn't have thought so would you? Strange things do happen though.

Toshney is a good player not a great one but a good one. His main problem though is he is a wee bit on the chocolate side and isn't as robust as others. Luckily for him he seems to be a quick healer but all the same the Arabs should be prepared to see him sitting in the stand from time to time.

They're not. It's only £93K

Surely has to be a decent replacement with the wages (Toshneys) and another guy from the transfer fee.

Loadza James Hunts in Dunfermline!

Oh stop it you're killing us. Seriously though just stop.

Bonnie

Our former manager (aye him) rated him are a £100k player......mere months before he left. Cough up..... or f**k off!

Should have been £100k for Petrie then.

Absolutely scandalous way to behave isn't it, what type of professional football club would do such a thing in this day and age.