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If Danny McGrain had put that on the internet, he'd be nothing more than a slavering old troll, but for it to appear in an actual newspaper sums up this country's sad excuse for media coverage. It's sad but unfortunately not surprising.

I fucking hate that. Snidey wee last word wankers

Now this is just an observation but some people take twitter a wee bit too serious.

Aye, he must be tapping that.

If only it were that simple. Any Ranger going to Tannadice for the cup match is clearly anti- Rangers, probably married to a Catholic.

So it's true what it says on the toilet wall, you'll take anything eh.

I thought that was your twitter. Was thinking you seemed more of a dick on P&B than on twitter until the penny dropped.

Sammy's a him? You live and learn.

I should never have asked.

Nice work Dave. I bet you still pulled the heid right off it though.

Fair enough, I can see how the odd glimpse of naked flesh is better than the pish you mentioned but I'd rather just log off and watch real porn instead of the odd daft wee hing oot making her parents proud on twitter. At least being a pornstar can be seen as a career.

Have you heard of Pornhub? I must be getting old.

Ryan, what a stupid fucking name, red neck.

I like Tommy, just wish he'd either kept it in his pants or told the truth about things. I can see him going down well on twitter though.

What happens on a Tuesday if we're not, do we stay in bed all day?

Pittsburgh. Never been but always fancied going. Pop in while you're over there and let me know if it's worth a visit, cheers.

Not guilty, I would never be so subtle.

do you mean the other one's real, Jesus

That's more than 140, bloody agents

You're not alone. Thankfully I think I don't know as I'm too mature for pish like this, though I could be wrong.

Twitter is Claret and Amber today, loving it.

I hate fridays on Twitter with all the #ff pish. i don't care who your pals are, f**k off, unless you give me a #ff obviously, that is acceptable. Try giving a #ff stephen_gash. Gash by name, gash by nature, total fuckwit, would be funny if he didn't mean it.

My bad. I forgot to put a comma between forum and boy, boy. Hope you're over it, boy.

Oh dear. "Rangers" do not exist anymore. We'd all go out of business? Do you mean we'd go into liquidation, like Rangers did? Surely we'd all be able to apply to the third division, sorry first division