Fife Saint

Watched The French Connection the other day and genuinely loved it. Up there with my favourites now. The Fourth Kind was on today, fucking weird.

STOP: c00002180registry file failure. The registry system cannot load the hive \systemroot\system32\config\SOFTWARE or it's log or alternate. It is corrupt absent or not writable. CRash dump screen. Is it terminal?

Sometimes the preset key is on a sticker on the router itself, or the manual.

There's a list on here somewhere which tells you the one's to get. I've got Spybot-search and destroy, Comodo firewall and avast AntiVirus. All free and never had any bother. I seem to remember being advised to shift mcafee ASAP.

Your neck o' the wids was hellish earlier. There was a sign saying "Skid Danger", they weren't wrong. I earned a few Tiger Stripes in my Calvin's I think.

HA! It's the day of reckoning! Grab anything as a weapon and twat any c**t that comes near you!!

Belting down in Kirky now. I think it might last an hour or two then clear through. Hopefully the roads can take it, need to get to Perth in the morning.

Still clear in Kirky but I had a wee look from the garden and there is an ominous bank of cloud above the East end of the Campsies. It's obviously what's causing the problems on the East coast.

Ah right, I was thinking SSE for some reason. Aye, I'll need to change name. c**t has been taken though so I'll need to put some thought into it.

In Blackwood? My missus lives here so I'm here a lot. Planning on shifting to Bishopbriggs in the new year.

Bit of a shitter, where about are you? The roads round here are fucked as it is.

Looked dodgy going by the BBC earlier, haven't seen the news since though.

Pumping down in North Fife apparently, could be in the post. Nothing in Kirkintilloch yet, forecast looks grim for tomorrow though.

What do all these useless c***s do after they resign anyway? I've never seen any of them in McDonalds. He'll be in the House of Lords before the the next World Cup.

I had an interesting situation this evening. Approcahing the Broxden at Perth, I was aware that the outside lane(Glasgow bound) was blocked with snow at the very point it met the roundabout, as I had waited to shift lanes the night before. With this knowledge and heading straight on I sat in the inside lane like most others (Edinburgh bound) and patiently waited while others flew up the outside. As I got to the roundabout itself I let the guy slightly ahead of me pull into my lane, even though he was going right instead of straight on (which my lane was designated). The chap parallel to me on the outside kept coming too though. Affronted by this, I entered the deadly game of junction chicken and edged forward in a nerve-jangling tango with the chap outside. He kept coming, edging slowly into my side and then, deciding that I wasn't going to bow to his bully tactics, let rip with his horn for a full 10 seconds. I, naturally, reacted in a sensible manner. "GOAN f**k YERSEL YA MAZDA DRIVING c**t", as my passenger cowered in the shotgun seat. Was I in the wrong, considering I was in the correct lane and had already yielded to a guy who was ahead of me in the outside?

I don't think anyone needs to go. I think the frailties of the system we have in place has been exposed. Let's face it, it could have been a lot worse. People could have died last night. We can't lose the real issue in a boiling sea of politics piss. Let's adopt a centralised early warning procedure and look at technology, which IS out there, to aid us when this happens again. It will happen again, before the year is out perhaps.

Some c***s on here are questioning the professional integrity of Gail McGrain. I won't stand for it. Show yourselves and prepare for the inevitable punch in the puss.

I travel the Glenrothes road and it's not too bad from say Perth to Newburgh. Glenrothes took a pounding so you should be ok just take your time.

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Fucking hell, looking at the images on the news from the M8 and A80. What a fucking nightmare, they just aren't moving.

Tell you what, those Weiss-shoes are the tits. I've got a Focus and I was arse for elbow going nowhere last night. Managed to tax a pair off my old man and I can go anywhere, i'm talking proper anywhere.

My missus was saying there are kids staying at Broadwood tonight. They're from Our Lady's in Stepps but the bus company won't come back to Cumbernauld to get them!

It's bad enough having to go to Croy in the first place, let alone walking through a snow-storm. I salute them.

Nailed on female.